I have a joke.

[rickyford2]

Ok 2 guys go hunting Bob and Bill so Bob and Bill park the truck and start walking to the tree stand.
They made it to the stand and Bill starts to climb up the ladder and gets to the top and falls and gets hurt.
So Bob runs back to the truck and gets the phone and calls 911 and a lady ansers the phone and say ok whats wrong?
So Bob say my friend just fell out of a tree stand I think he might be dead so the lady says go check and see if hes dead or just hurt realy bad so Bob sits the phone down runs back to Bill and the lady on the phone hears 3 shot go off and Bob picks up the phone and says ok hes dead now what?

 

[Art Eatman]

A game warden had been after a poacher fella for a long time for jacklighting deer and telephoning fish and all that sorta Bad Stuff.

One day the warden sees the poacher at the bait shop. The warden grumbles a bit, and the poacher says, "Okay, look. I'm going fishing tomorrow, and I'll show you the best way I know to bring home a good bait of fish."

The next morning they get into the poacher's boat and set out. The warden doesn't see any fishing tackle; just a croaker sack with some stuff in it. The poacher first pulls out a thermos of coffee and they have some; he tnen pulls out a stick of dynamite, a cap and some fuse.

The warden's horrified. He begins to rant and rave about illegal, immoral ways of fishing. The poacher ignores him and cuts about a six-inch length of fuse. He sticks it into the cap, sticks the cap into the dynamite stick and frays the end of the fuse. He then tapes a weight onto the dynamite stick.

The warden's still talking. The poacher then lights the fuse, tosses the rig into the warden's lap, and asks, "Are you gonna talk, or are you gonna fish?"

 

[CoRoMo]

This is by far my favorite hunting joke.
I still laugh about it today.

I hope this isn't to racy for THR...

 

[30-06 lover]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ro885feXwo

Here is a video of the first joke.

 

[mike724]

Deer Hunters

Bob and Jim left camp in the morning together. Bob dragged a deer back in at lunch time, and his friends asked, "Where's Jim?" "Oh, he had a heart attack and died on the trail while we were dragging this deer back." "And you just left him on the trail!?!" "Well. nobody was going to steal Jim!"

 

[sharkhunter2018]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/FishinAintSoBad/

One of my favorites.