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[BerettaNut92]

Go ninja go ninja go!
Go ninja go ninja go!
Ninja, ninja rap! Ninja, ninja rap!
Have you ever seen a turtle get down?
--Vanilla Ice

Turtles in a softshell
TURTLE POWER!

Ok, it's almost gun related; I am wearing my Beretta. But the Ninja Turtles didn't need guns--they are that tactical.

 

[mnrivrat]

BANG ! BANG ! BANG !

 

[bumm]

HELP! My ZIPPER'S stuck!
Marty

 

[Kim]

Honey does this work for you????????

 

[sm]

Okay, who ordered the turtle soup?


Skunk...that ain't the way to become a Turtle. I mean the test is not that hard, and once you are one, you are one for life. I mean I became one when I was about six years old, I was born in 1955 and we didn't have color TV, only 3 channels ...

You want the Turtle Exam?

Six years old and I shot my first centerfire handgun - Gov't model of 1911. I become a Turtle and started first grade, heck of a year.

 

[old4x4]

mmmmph fffmmm mmmmphhmmmmm mmphmmnnphph

 

[odysseus]

In later years, little Billy took to other ways of asking for allowance money...

 

[phantomak47]

Wacko Jackos Worst Nightmare!!!

 

[NineseveN]

This is the most depraved thing I have seen on the internet, and that's saying a lot.

Funny thing, I didn't read the name posted. I almost titled it:

MallNinja II: The Return of Skunkabilly.


I've been laughing for 20 minutes since I read the name of the OP.

 

[Preacherman]

mmmmph fffmmm mmmmphhmmmmm mmphmmnnphph

Best caption so far! And it's even in Korean!

 

[grimjaw]

"Could you please use this knife to cut this jacket off me? The zipper got stuck in my nose hairs."

jmm

 

[Psssniper]

OH MY GOD!

Kenny killed everyone

 

[medmo]

What makes you SO sure I'm off my prescription?

 

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

Holy Bris, Batman! It's the Midnight Moehl!

- NF

 

[El Tejon]

"Nicole, are you ready for our date?"

 

[SixForSure]

Here, don't shoot, you can have the knife!

 

[Stickjockey]

[DarthVadervoice]Search your feelings, Strongbad; you know it to be true! I am your father!![/DarthVader]

 

[adaman04]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES...HEROS IN A HALF-SHELL...TURTLE POWER!

 

[MedGrl]

Hand over the Pizza and nobody gets hurt

 

[bogie]

I think we're gonna need a really big condom...

 

[Rupestris]

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? turrrr-tle turrr-tle..

 

[iapetus]

"Call that a knife? That's not a knife. This is a knife!"

 

[f4t9r]

Hey turtle dont bring a Knife to a Gun Fight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[progunner1957]

Seperated at birth: Bill Clinton and Jimmy Swaggart

"Ah did not have sex with that woman - Miss Lewinsky... Now ah am goin' tuh git back tuh work, doin' the Amurrikan peeple..."

 

[Vitamin G]

"When Darth Turtle's light sabre went down, he pulled his back-up"