It doesn't get much stupider than this.

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Police: 7 Teens Invaded Homes For 'Adrenaline Rush'

POSTED: 12:09 pm EST March 6, 2006
UPDATED: 1:55 pm EST March 6, 2006

Police in Palm Bay, Fla., arrested seven teens in the last several days wanted in connection with a series of home break-ins that were apparently committed because the group wanted an "adrenaline rush," according to a police report.

David Deluna, 18, Matt Rivera, 19, and a 16-year-old were charged with grand theft and burglary charges Monday. Another four suspects were taken into custody and charged on Friday, Local 6 News partner Florida Today reported.

"When these three realized that we were looking for them on Friday, they left together and went to the beach," said Jesse Suelter, a Palm Bay detective working on the case. "We arrested one on Saturday and found the other two sleeping at their residences today."

Police said the seven teens knew each other from work and school. All came from upper middle class homes but told authorities they carried out the crimes for "an adrenaline rush," Suelter told Florida Today.

The teens randomly picked homes to break into during the day and early evening, Suelter said. In one home they stole a gun. In others, cash, electronics and jewelry were taken.

He also said the teens would ring doorbells and if they did not get an answer they would kick in the doors.

"The suspects were very arrogant and the attitude they had was unbelievable. I explained the possibility that one of them could get hurt or shot. One of them told us that he was a big boy and that 'I think I could take 'em,' " Suelter said.

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Anyone who has ever watched Red vs Blue may remember the episode where the Sarge wanted to take on a machine gun, with his face. That was my first thought with regards to that guys response (in bold). I for one don't answer the front door very often. They would have been rather unhappy when they found out someone was grouchy and home.
 
One of them told us that he was a big boy and that 'I think I could take 'em,'
Only a matter of time before Darwin catches up with this "big boy". :rolleyes:
 
What do you want to bet the parents are all in lockstep with the response, too.

"But he's such a good boy and never gets into any trouble."

:rolleyes: :banghead:
 
"Anyone who has ever watched Red vs Blue may remember the episode where the Sarge wanted to take on a machine gun, with his face. "


LOL. :D That was a hillarious show.
Doc: "You gave him CPR for a bullet wound to the head?"
Griff: "Yeah."
Doc: "Sounds alright to me."
 
:scrutiny:
darwin must be on his lunch break cause he aint catchin up to fast these days

I mean really, you have to wonder why these little smart asses wernt smacked upside the head more often, it mighta knocked the loose screws back into place
 
Considering the recent law changes in that state there lucky they were not shot.

Maybe some time in the penitentiary will help with the need for an "adrenaline rush"

12-34hom.
 
On another note, I bet their rich daddies get them an expensive lawyer to get them out of trouble with barely a slap on the hand.

Should they fail to learn their lessons, however, it is only a matter of time before they stumble into the wrong hall only to see a pair of eyes behind a muzzle flash...the last adrenaline rush they ever had with a side of 00 buckshot.
 
I feel compelled to point out the danger inherent in using the phrase "It doesn't (can't, couldn't, won't) get much stupider (worse, foolish, insane) than this.". ANYTIME such a phrase is used, the Powers That Be seem to feel it's necessary to prove otherwise (or, as Bedlamite would say, "anytime you make something idiotproof, the world produces a better idiot")...

Oh... as for Darwin: I think he's taking a breather from over-work at this point...
 
I wonder if being raped in prison will supply them with an adequate adrenaline rush.
 
Well, they can get adrenaline out of this, alright.

The big needle of it the ER surgeons will slam into their heart to try to restart it after they end up being justly SHOT by homeowners.
 
I thought this part was the funniest:

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:p
 
I feel compelled to point out the danger inherent in using the phrase "It doesn't (can't, couldn't, won't) get much stupider (worse, foolish, insane) than this.". ANYTIME such a phrase is used, the Powers That Be seem to feel it's necessary to prove otherwise (or, as Bedlamite would say, "anytime you make something idiotproof, the world produces a better idiot")...

+1…..I always say that Genius has its limits, but ignorance knows no bounds. :banghead:
 
Somekid stupider is not a word.

much stupider is not correct grammar.

It doesn't get much more stupid than this would work


It doesn't get much dumber than this will also work
 
oh please.. pleeeease let these guys loose in my neighborhood. i've been getting to lazy going to the ranges, it'd be very convienent to have one enter my house.
 
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