Been friends with him for years and just never discussed politics. Amongst a myriad of other authoritarian views, he provided this lovely piece:
"As we discussed on the phone the other day, I wish that handguns had never been invented. In a utopian world, the only persons who would own guns (any kind of guns) would be soldiers and police officers. As we don't live in this world and I don't know if it's even possible to get to such a place at this point in the human crisis known as our existence, I believe in whatever gun control laws that are proven to stop criminals from obtaining guns. I'm not saying we take away the rights of an honest, law-abiding, non-felony committing citizen to own a gun. I'm saying that I want somebody in power to figure a conclusive plan that will stop the illegal sale of firearms to criminals and the illegal importation of guns from other countries. I haven't seen this plan yet."
Man, I don't even know where to respond to this logical mess. I can't organize my thoughts on this, it is so atrocious in the process...it is like that huge ball of christmas lights in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
-Policy based on impossible idealism and an idealism that doesn't really make sense.
-A conceptual utopia where there is a need for police and military, let alone an armed one.
-Human crisis known as our existence? I need to smack him.
-Laws that stop criminals? I swore laws only punished criminals.
-Trusting all this to "somebody in power" yet he thinks GWB is out of control?
Seriously, I could use some help here. This boy needs some help. He is clearly part of the MTV-Party.
"As we discussed on the phone the other day, I wish that handguns had never been invented. In a utopian world, the only persons who would own guns (any kind of guns) would be soldiers and police officers. As we don't live in this world and I don't know if it's even possible to get to such a place at this point in the human crisis known as our existence, I believe in whatever gun control laws that are proven to stop criminals from obtaining guns. I'm not saying we take away the rights of an honest, law-abiding, non-felony committing citizen to own a gun. I'm saying that I want somebody in power to figure a conclusive plan that will stop the illegal sale of firearms to criminals and the illegal importation of guns from other countries. I haven't seen this plan yet."
Man, I don't even know where to respond to this logical mess. I can't organize my thoughts on this, it is so atrocious in the process...it is like that huge ball of christmas lights in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
-Policy based on impossible idealism and an idealism that doesn't really make sense.
-A conceptual utopia where there is a need for police and military, let alone an armed one.
-Human crisis known as our existence? I need to smack him.
-Laws that stop criminals? I swore laws only punished criminals.
-Trusting all this to "somebody in power" yet he thinks GWB is out of control?
Seriously, I could use some help here. This boy needs some help. He is clearly part of the MTV-Party.