NIGHTWATCH
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A farmer comes running into a vetenarians office with a limp pig. Doctor! Please help me! Somebody just shot my pig!
The vet takes the pig into the examination room and checks for a pulse. After a few moments, the vet looks to the farmer, shaking his head. Im sorry but your pig is dead. How can you be so sure says the farmer. All you did was listen for a pulse. Isnt there anything else you can do?
The doctor pauses for a second, than leaves the room. He than returns a minute later with a black lab, which stands on its back legs to smell the pig from head to toe. The dog turns off the examination table, looks up at the doctor and sadly shakes his head, than leaves. Next, a cat comes in, jumps on the table, takes a few wiffs, jumps off and just before leaving the room looks back at the doctor, sadly shakes his head, and leaves.
Your pig is certified dead. That will be $150.
What! says the farmer. $150 to tell me that my pig is dead?
It would have been free if you would have taken my word for it the first time, but the lab report and cat scan will cost $150.
The vet takes the pig into the examination room and checks for a pulse. After a few moments, the vet looks to the farmer, shaking his head. Im sorry but your pig is dead. How can you be so sure says the farmer. All you did was listen for a pulse. Isnt there anything else you can do?
The doctor pauses for a second, than leaves the room. He than returns a minute later with a black lab, which stands on its back legs to smell the pig from head to toe. The dog turns off the examination table, looks up at the doctor and sadly shakes his head, than leaves. Next, a cat comes in, jumps on the table, takes a few wiffs, jumps off and just before leaving the room looks back at the doctor, sadly shakes his head, and leaves.
Your pig is certified dead. That will be $150.
What! says the farmer. $150 to tell me that my pig is dead?
It would have been free if you would have taken my word for it the first time, but the lab report and cat scan will cost $150.
