NIGHTWATCH
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THE TALKING DOG
A man drives by a house with a sign on it saying "Talking dog for sale".
He pulls over and parks right away and walks to the door.
After knocking, another man opens the door, yes he says.
Hi. I was just driving by and noticed your sign.
He is in the back, the man gesturing that he go through the house.
Sure enough, there is this mutt sitting in the shade of a tree in the
backyard. The man walks towards the dog....is it true?
The dog looks up, yeah he says, its true.
How did this happen? asked the man amazed.
Well, I was born with this gift as a child. Wasnt too long before
the government found out. By the time I was one years old, I was
working for the CIA. Travelling around the world, positioning myself
to sit amongst people who were considered enemies to gather information.
They would never suspect a dog spy, so I did very well for myself.
Over the years, I have worked for the FBI, DEA and recently at airports, but Im doing
alot less travelling these days. Im getting older so Im slowing down a bit.
The man runs back inside the house, how much do you want
for the dog?
$10 the owner says.
$10? The man says puzzled. Why so little an amount?
He is such a liar the owner says, he never worked for the FBI.
A man drives by a house with a sign on it saying "Talking dog for sale".
He pulls over and parks right away and walks to the door.
After knocking, another man opens the door, yes he says.
Hi. I was just driving by and noticed your sign.
He is in the back, the man gesturing that he go through the house.
Sure enough, there is this mutt sitting in the shade of a tree in the
backyard. The man walks towards the dog....is it true?
The dog looks up, yeah he says, its true.
How did this happen? asked the man amazed.
Well, I was born with this gift as a child. Wasnt too long before
the government found out. By the time I was one years old, I was
working for the CIA. Travelling around the world, positioning myself
to sit amongst people who were considered enemies to gather information.
They would never suspect a dog spy, so I did very well for myself.
Over the years, I have worked for the FBI, DEA and recently at airports, but Im doing
alot less travelling these days. Im getting older so Im slowing down a bit.
The man runs back inside the house, how much do you want
for the dog?
$10 the owner says.
$10? The man says puzzled. Why so little an amount?
He is such a liar the owner says, he never worked for the FBI.
