Just for father's day...

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That's actually kinda cool. I like the one that says "Shoot the first one and word will spread."
 
My Mom made me watch this episode of Tim Allen's new show (bribed with home cooking), where his young teen daughter got her first boyfriend. The end of the episode they're having a "date" at her house, and they're sitting on opposite sides of the couch. Tim Allen, who is cleaning his shotgun, asks "you enjoying your date?"
"No, sir!"

ETA: Found this on failblog:

http://dating.failblog.org/2012/06/16/dating-fails-on-second-thought-lets-never-talk-again/
 
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Just keep a box of 45-70 cartridges by the front door, and when "boyfriend" drops by, ask him, "Ever seen how big a hole one of these makes?"
 
I saw and talked to an off-duty cop at a zoo recently while I was there with my wife and daughter. He was with his wife and three daughters. He was wearing a T-shirt that read: "Guns don't kill people; Dads with daughters do."
 
Hahaha. My wife got me a shirt like that for Father's Day but in black with the "DADD" and "Dads Against Daughters Dating" on the front in white and a white stencil of "DADD" and an AR on back with the words, "Shoot the first one and the word will spread."
 
The first time my oldest daughter brought her boyfriend home to meet us I had just got back for a Cowboy Action shooting match. I was sitting at the dining room table cleaning 2 45LC pistols, a 20 gauge shotgun, and a 45LC model 92 rifle. My daughter introduced him and looked at him and said "see all those guns, he knows how to user every one of them so treat me nice". I about choked from trying not to laugh. They got married a year later and he's a great guy. We've been out shooting together a number of times and he knows how well I can shoot!! My daughter out shoots him (and me) every time they go shooting together. Twenty one years in the Army and she can still out shoot him!:evil:
 
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