Just for fun, show off your photochops!

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I drew this picture...added the caption...

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This got sort of a bad reception last time I posted it...note: the cop car in the background was NOT destroyed by the guys in the picture. Some people assumed I was anti-cop with that picture - that was not the intention at all. The idea is, if the established law and order collapses, people need to take the law into their own hands. The cop car is broken down and abandoned...that's all.
 
To make the picture clearer, there should be a zombie eating half a policeman on the hood of the cruiser.
 
This got sort of a bad reception last time I posted it...note: the cop car in the background was NOT destroyed by the guys in the picture. Some people assumed I was anti-cop with that picture - that was not the intention at all. The idea is, if the established law and order collapses, people need to take the law into their own hands. The cop car is broken down and abandoned...that's all.
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I understood what you're trying to convey in the picture, but I think you've got two major things working against you.

1. The bearded figure with the sunglasses is going to subliminally remind people of the infamous Unabomber composite sketch.

2. The overall pencil sketch look and slightly 70's look of the figures of the piece will also remind those who remember the artwork from "The Turner Diaries".

Two things no one in the RKBA or preparedness movment wants to be even associated with.

Oh, and p.s....

I feel pretty badly for the guy on the right. He obviously has a raging case of hydrocephaly, and with the obvious TEOTWAWKI-breakdown, no advanced medical care to deal with it... :p
 
I've posted this before in the upset an anti thread. It's my kid, but another member here did the choppin' a while ago. Originally mom was holding the gun.

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Yep, that was one I did!

Here's some more:

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In response to the Burma hurricane, for which Al Gore blamed hot air from global warming:

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In response to some East European security company website, which shows them to be obsessed with breaking flaming terra-cotta and cinder blocks in the most uber-tactical fashion possible:

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In response to a thread (on another board) about homosexuality in muslim culture, someone posted a picture of a very effiminate looking arab. I photoshopped Obama into it. It's located here instead of posting the picture, for those who don't want to see that much man leg.









I used the banana clip picture for a bit of motivating:

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An animated smiley I made:

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Someone on another board posted a picture of himself holding a rifle. He looked so much like Rick Astley, people thought he was playing a trick and many thought they had been rick rolled. So I photoshopped in Rick Astley and posted the picture, and got a dozen people asking why I reposted the original picture :scrutiny:

I don't think anybody actually noticed.

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A few more I just made for fun:


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Some I didn't make, but they were so good I had to save them:

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To those who commented that my art looked like the Turner Diaries - I didn't even know what the Turner Diaries was until you mentioned it and I looked it up, so I certainly was not trying to deliberately emulate the style. It's not my fault that some racist guy happened to have a book illustrated by someone whose style happened to somewhat resemble mine. Also, about the Unabomber resemblance, the Unabomber sketch depicted a man with a mustache, no beard, and with curly hair (which my guy doesn't have,) so about the only thing they have in common is the sunglasses.

The guy on the right and the fact that his head is too big - well, that is a legitimate complaint. Sometimes I get very wrapped up in a drawing and forget about proper body proportions, which is what happened there. I'll fix it if I can ever even find the original pencil drawing, which is doubtful.
 
RyanM,
Search for Wild West Guns' "Bushwacker" (sp?).
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http://www.wildwestguns.com/

Those guys appear to be quite pricy. Hacksaw blades are what, $1? :p

Hm, I'd need to actually buy a Marlin 1895 and see what all work'd be necessary to shorten it. Wild West looks like they may be a good source for the enlarged loop lever, anyway.

Also, if drawings are on topic, here's one I did awhile ago.

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The Naked Prophet: All of your works are good, except for the Beijing one. Not high road. The original picture depicted a woman being executed for murdering her husband.

But I like the Time Travel one the best.
 
Rachen, I don't trust the Chinese government far enough to be convinced that she was guilty of anything more serious than dissent.
 
Halflife 2 rocks. About as close to a good SHTF game as I've ever seen. Zombie's and one-worlders...

I took a photoshop class in high school, but I just can't get past the pricetag on CS3.
 
Rachen, I don't trust the Chinese government far enough to be convinced that she was guilty of anything more serious than dissent.
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My Grand Uncle lives in Shenyang now, and this crime took place near his residence. Victim was an outstanding community activist, and his wife murdered him because she thought he was cheating. Turns out he was not. She fled to Harbin, where she was caught and brought back to Shenyang. Every villager demanded that she be "put to death in the most horrible way possible". During the trial, one onlooker hurled a brick at her, and many others demanded that she be handed over to the locals. They intended to bury her alive.

She was executed a few days later. The entire city rejoiced at the execution, and even held dances in the townhall to celebrate.
 
Well, to be fair, there are some people whose executions I would definitely rejoice at. A certain guy with the name of Mumia, for one. But in any case, it seems weird that half of the Chinese army appears to be present for the execution. There are like, a million soldiers in that picture. Were other people executed at the same execution?
 
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