Kirk's (El Tejon) Laws of the Errornet

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KIRK'S FIRST LAW OF THE INTERNET: if it is the law in Texas, it is the law everywhere.

KIRK'S SECOND LAW OF THE INTERNET: If a state with a large number of electoral votes does something, it is the first state in the Union to do so.

KIRK'S THIRD LAW OF THE INTERNET: in the gun culture the subjective is objective.

Kirk's Fifth Law of the Errornet: "If you hear it in a gun shoppe, there is a irrebuttable presumpiton that it is incorrect."

Kirk's Law about gun dealers? Class? Anyone, Bueller?
"People do not go into the gun business to make any money, people go into the gun business to tell other people 'NO!'"
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I can't find Rule Four, unless the one about gundealers is rule four. Are there others that I'm missing ???? The world wonders. :D
 
When an internet anti says, "I own guns," it means he has a single shot .22 rifle which he's never shot and his brother has the other one which their uncle bequeathed to them ten years ago.

Neither brother has any ammo for them.
 
I'd like to add Scout26's First and Second Corollaries to Kirk's Fifth Law of the Errornet.

First: The only thing more incorrect then a "fact" stated in a gun shop is one told at a gun show.

Second: If the "fact" is stated on an actual shooting range, not only is said fact wrong, but probably defies the laws of physics.
 
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