Here it is, the chance for us to make the mall ninja go down in history, I think it fits as a "tall tale":
Can you tell a good lie? Well, now's your chance to get rewarded for your storytelling. The Burlington, Wis., Liar's Club 2003 contest needs your best lie. The club is looking for lies that are actually "tall tales" -- lies that have a thread of plausibility running through them and then end with a twist which makes them obvious lies. The club does not consider any lies that refer to an identifiable individual or group of people. To be certain your lie gets entered in the 2003 contest, mail it by Dec. 15 to:
Burlington Liar's Club
P.O. Box 156
Burlington, WI 53105
Lies are accepted from all over the world. If you have any questions, call (262) 763-4640.
Can you tell a good lie? Well, now's your chance to get rewarded for your storytelling. The Burlington, Wis., Liar's Club 2003 contest needs your best lie. The club is looking for lies that are actually "tall tales" -- lies that have a thread of plausibility running through them and then end with a twist which makes them obvious lies. The club does not consider any lies that refer to an identifiable individual or group of people. To be certain your lie gets entered in the 2003 contest, mail it by Dec. 15 to:
Burlington Liar's Club
P.O. Box 156
Burlington, WI 53105
Lies are accepted from all over the world. If you have any questions, call (262) 763-4640.