Mall Teen Shoots Himself in the Butt

[BigG]

Derringer?

It was prolly a chrome plated Raven .25 wif pink pearl grips.

 

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

It was prolly a chrome plated Raven .25 wif pink pearl grips.

Nope. Buttredda derriereinger. Chambered in .45 ACP (Arse Crack Penetrator.)

Police said that the teenager was too young to carry a concealed weapon and he could face charges of carrying a weapon without a license.

That would put an end to his heineous crimes, for certain.

- pdmoderator

 

[BerettaNut92]

Experts said that the first thing people should do when they hear a gunshot is to get out of the line of fire.

Well...DUH!!!!!! :banghead:

 

[Gmac]

Musta been a derriere-inger!!!!!

 

[gburner]

"how did it go off in his pants?"

IIRC...as a teenager, many things are subject to go off in your pants.

Another camper shot in the ??? with the program.

 

[dinosaur]

Due to the location of the injury,

brain surgery is necessary.

 

[Pebcac]

...a self-inflicted buttshoot

Bwahahahaha! This had me laughing out loud!

 

[HBK]

Maybe he was just happy to see...

 

[Preacherman]

For even more humor, see this thread on our predecessor forum, The Firing Line, for another incident...

 

[telewinz]

This guy gives new meaning to the term "Butthole"

I wonder wear he keeps/inserts his holster?

 

[Ed Brunner]

".45 ACP (Arse Crack Penetrator.)"

"This guy gives new meaning to the term "Butthole" "

Really cracked me up

 

[seeker_two]

Police said that the teenager was too young to carry a concealed weapon and he could face charges...

Anyone think these may be t-RUMP-ed up charges?...