I know my situation is not, in and of itself, statistically significant, but I have a bunch of guns, more than 50, and I haven't shot anybody, not even one person yet. Maybe I am just not holding up my end. How many people am I supposed to shoot if I own, say, 65 guns? As soon as I get a good number, I can start. I don't want to be a slacker. What about ammo? Am I supposed to shoot more people if I have more than 5000 rounds in my house? Help me out guys. Nobody ever told me I was supposed to shoot people just because I owned a bunch of guns. I feel like a real idiot. Some other gun owner probably had to shoot a couple extra people because I didn't shoot my share. I promise to shoot as many people as I am supposed to depending on how many guns I have and how many rounds of ammo I have if you guys will just let me know how to calculate it.
Thanks for your help and I promise to hold up my end of this deal. I don't want to leave some other gun owner holding the bag for my failure.
Fast Ed