Motivational poster for homicidal drug dealers

[IV Troop]

 

[Standing Wolf]

What makes you think they can read all those big long words?

 

[VirgilCaine]

Why is the dog sniffing the middle one's crotch? Why are two of them crouching behind the truck and one standing?

 

[clasiter]

dog

He’s standing because that dog isn’t sniffing, he just took a bite out of crime, you would stand too. lol

 

[JamisJockey]

Retitled:

No Knock Warrants: We're comin' in, and the 4th Amendment can't stop us!

SWAT: We're praying you "make our day"

THE WAR ON DRUGS IS REAL: Pot smokers are easier to arrest than real criminals

 

[pauli]

well this thread is going places.

 

[Chrontius]

Take a bite out of crime? LoL! Seriously, people are looking at me now.

 

[Rembrandt]

Not sure about this one......implies LEO's are Barney Fife trigger happy, shoot first arrest later...if possible.

 

[hso]

"That dog'd bite yeww!"

 

[Justin]

 

[lycanthrope]

Someone has been over to arfcom........ Fun stuff.

 

[f4t9r]

I think the one guy is keying the side of the truck

 

[Oleg Volk]

DEA: "You got a prescription for that constitutional right to freedom from search?"

 

[Sgt.Slappy]

How 'bout,

Tactics:
The difference between concealment and cover is just one sucking chest wound away.

 

[GunnySkox]

Guy on the right: "Gah, I can't believe I droppped my keys again."

Guy on the left: "What?"

Guy in the middle: "Ah! Ah! Dog on the wang! Dog on the wang! AH!"

~GnSx

 

[Spiphel Rike]

guy on the right: hey , get down!
guy on the left: get down, there's a time and a place for that

 

[shermacman]

See the yellow tape behind them? The crime has already been committed. These three maroons and their pooch showed up a day later and strutted their tactical gear. Kneeling Dude next to the truck is pointing at what? Why is Standing Dude letting Mangy Mutt sniff out his loins? What is Crouching Dude so afraid of?
The local cops have already taped off the crime scene.
Sheesh.

 

[MTMilitiaman]

Justin, that was great. I'll be giggling the rest of the evening over that one

 

[Crosshair]

That one is going in my "Save" folder Justin. Thanks for making it.

 

[Justin]

Thanks! Glad you liked it.

 

[Brother in Arms]

Those guys are the most lame tacti-goons I have ever seen, even with the blaked out faces.

On the left you got Fatty-McPornstar mustache

On the right you got some old fart, who moves so slow hes covered in snow.

And you can see that the guy in the middle's face is more blocked out than the rest, I think they are trying to block his O-face.




don't these guys know that Toyotas don't stop chinese steel core?




Jamisjockey wrote:
"THE WAR ON DRUGS IS REAL: Pot smokers are easier to arrest than real criminals"
That is not only hillarious but true. If not, these guys wouldn't have Jobs.

Brother in Arms

 

[pauli]

don't these guys know that Toyotas don't stop chinese steel core?

that's why they're 'hiding' behind a nissan

 

[Hemicuda]

After seeing the poster, and then what GunnySkox added, I just had to combine the two... thank god I wasn't drinking anything when I read these comments... or my laptop would be ruined...

 

[Nightfall]

I think Justin nailed it.