Cosmo, somebody's got to say it, that's a nasty uninsulated bedroom, grouse and crackers notwithstanding. Now, if it was all I had, I'd find a way to like it, too, and I commend you for thinking positively. But seriously, for $200 you could add some insulation and a space heater and then you'd have, well, a real bedroom. The hanging birds might not last quite as long, but you can always throw them outside.