My new house signs

[Mr. Bojangles]

It pays to read the fine print.

 

[Gun nutt]

Should have used washers. That sign is already coming off the nail heads.

That's like a sign saying "STAY COMPLETELY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER! Except for dating and kissing."

 

[rfwobbly]

My favorite was always "Trespassers Will Be Violated"

 

[Dr T]

As a landowner that has to deal with poachers, I sort of like the sentiment of

Survivors will be Prosecuted.

I have a low tolerance for poachers and rustlers (and--even worse--those that combine the two).

 

[rattletrap1970]

On my house.

 

[GunsAmerica Fan]

Wow kudos for Shirley Forests Inc. I wish there was more of this kind of stuff out there.

 

[JiminSC]

My favorite was a Silhouette Target that had this written underneath,

"Is there life after death? Trespass and find out."

Jim

 

[boatmanschneider]

I have always liked one I saw at a junkyard.

"Anyone found here after dark, will be found here in the morning"

 

[Rembrandt]

Each to their own......not something I'd put up on my land, have enough problems keeping stray hunters on their own side of the fence.

 

[M2 Carbine]

I've always favored this one. It's been in my front window for more years than I can remember.

 

[Zotter]

Bud of mine keeps threatening to put one up in his front yard that says,

"If you can read this, you're in range".

 

[RevolvingGarbage]

The revolver in that last one seems to be missing a piece under the barrel...

 

[countertop]

Rattletrap


Do you get a lot of door to door meat salesmen??

I've never heard of that.

 

[rattletrap1970]

Oh, yeah at least 2 times a year. Furniture that they "Can't return to the warehouse." 20-somethings selling magazines for "School". You name it. I'm actually going to move the sign to the end of my walk, closer to the street. That way if they are on my porch all I have to say is, "You are Trespassing."

 

[Sam1911]

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