A gun ban in Iraq? Good luck with that!
I'm waiting for the following newstory:
"Iraq has declared a ban on civilian ownership of weapons. In a related development, the California Highway Patrol (CHP) is offering to deploy officers to Iraq to help with confiscation. Given their experience in New Orleans during the Katrina Crisis, the CHP is considered the optimum group for disarming civilians, at least if they consist of elderly women."