Old Cowboy

[mack69]

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110. He left 4 children, 20 grand-children, 30 great-grandchildren, 10 great-great-grand-children and a fifty-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

 

[mbs357]

Does it taste as good as it smells?

 

[Stickjockey]

Tastes better than Pyrodex, that's for sure.

 

[mbs357]

I'll have to sample them both to be sure...