Ouch! Shotgun to the groin!

[Dave P]

Talk about going "balls to the walls" ...

 

[revjen45]

Having had an irrepaceable gun stolen in a burglary, all I can say is "It looks good on him. I hope it took the whole package off."

 

[Sato Ord]

Darwin Award time?

Yep, you can live and still the Darwin Award. All you have to do is find a creatively stupid way to remove yourself from the Gene Pool. It isn't awarded to living guys often, not for lack of trying, most just seem to be more efficient at killing themselves.

Sorry, I have pretty much no sympathy for this goober. Anyone who does something like this just proves that stupidity is its own reward.

 

[BruceRDucer]

That's why...

That is why I've always been an advocate of......when we're doing stupid stuff, just take that old double barrelled shotgun out and WAVE IT AROUND a lot. It's safer.

Moral #1:

Keep yer shotgun out of yer pants.

Moral #2:

If you have to stick yer shotgun in yer pants, UNLOAD it first.

Moral #3:

If ya need to hide yer shotgun, just wave the ammunition around instead!