With Taurus, Rossi, and Charter around, Ruger is never the "ugly girl in class."
While we're being sexist regarding DA duty revolvers:
Colt's--The older, quirky MILF you used to know, but who dropped dead after a series of poor decisions ended her.
Smith--Once the hottie, but one who has gone totally trashy and might have become an alky, or meth addled "date," a shadow of her former self who has picked up a completely hideous and incurable facial sore that makes some people wretch and others to wistfully recall the days when she was the belle of the ball, even in her previously mocked "Bangor Punta" phase.
Ruger--Always has been the dependable plain Jane, a low maintenance friend, and way more country than rock n' roll. Never changing, tough as hell, and rough around the edges at first, she's been looking way more attractive over time because she cleans up well and her living rivals have all become diseased harpies.
Charter--The really ugly girl who had a few moments of notoriety when younger, but who has been in and out of institutions her whole life.
Taurus/Rossi--The Brazilian exchange sisters who sort of look like Smith did in her prime, but they aren't reliable, they fall apart easily, and are given to wearing garish tattoos that say inane things like THE JUDGE. These sisters are the girls you don't take home to mother if you can do better at all.
