My dad sent me the and i thought it was pretty good. Forgive as its not gun related, i just wanted to share.
Subject: PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION
> PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION
>
> This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long
> time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell
> Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day...
>
>
> "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
> everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots,
> keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
> blessings of debt- free liberty to ourselves and our
> great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and
> establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt
> ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters, We hold these truths
> to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill
> of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
>
>
> ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
> other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,
> but no one is guaranteeing anything.
>
> ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country
> is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just
> you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different
> opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will
> be.
>
> ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you
> stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect
> the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently
> wealthy.
>
> ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
> Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly
> help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing
> generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve
> nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional
> couch potatoes. (This one is my pet peeves...get an education and go to
> work....don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)
>
> ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
> nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
> public health care.
>
> ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people.
> If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
> surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
>
> ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If
> you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens,
> don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a
> place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a
> life of leisure.
>
> ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want
> you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we
> expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and
> vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)
>
> ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American
> means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is
> a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic
> laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
>
> ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you
> are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you
> came from! (Lastly....)
>
> ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or
> heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And
> yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or
> no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST
> is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with
> it, TOUGH!
>
> If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have
> to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's
> about time common sense is allowed to flourish. Sensible people of the
> United States speak out because if you do not, who will?