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“The best product for the best fascists." With this commitment to uncompromising kow-towing to the forces of governmental intrusion, GLOCK is able to retain its leading position in the world market of pistols for totalitarians. GLOCK uses advanced double-faced lobbying methods, as well as high-tech issue evasion to provide the international benchmark for a position that small arms should only be in the hands of our very best governmental consumers.
GLOCK's remarkable knowledge and experience from their governmental cronyism is being used to design revolutionary corporate gun control provisions. These positions of GLOCK meet or exceed the ongoing demands of law enforcement and civilian anti-firearm advocates and demonstrate the very best of intentions to serve our governmental masters.
Strict compliance with the silly legal guidelines of New York and Maryland sets the tone for the handling of all GLOCK operations. Of particular importance is the problem of continued civilian firearms ownership.
With GLOCK offices strategically placed around the world, as well as numerous stalking corporate vice presidents, GLOCK can offer police and military authorities the very best in support for the surveillance of law-abiding citizens. Continuous disinformation innovations, market leading simpering, and being an independent industry voice for gun control are all characteristics that give GLOCK governmental customers the satisfaction of knowing we will do our best to keep them at their oppressive best--Guaranteed worldwide.
Contact Us!
GLOCK Ges.m.b.H
PO Box 9
A-2232 Deutsch-Wagram (Heirs of the Reich)
Austria
“The best product for the best fascists." With this commitment to uncompromising kow-towing to the forces of governmental intrusion, GLOCK is able to retain its leading position in the world market of pistols for totalitarians. GLOCK uses advanced double-faced lobbying methods, as well as high-tech issue evasion to provide the international benchmark for a position that small arms should only be in the hands of our very best governmental consumers.
GLOCK's remarkable knowledge and experience from their governmental cronyism is being used to design revolutionary corporate gun control provisions. These positions of GLOCK meet or exceed the ongoing demands of law enforcement and civilian anti-firearm advocates and demonstrate the very best of intentions to serve our governmental masters.
Strict compliance with the silly legal guidelines of New York and Maryland sets the tone for the handling of all GLOCK operations. Of particular importance is the problem of continued civilian firearms ownership.
With GLOCK offices strategically placed around the world, as well as numerous stalking corporate vice presidents, GLOCK can offer police and military authorities the very best in support for the surveillance of law-abiding citizens. Continuous disinformation innovations, market leading simpering, and being an independent industry voice for gun control are all characteristics that give GLOCK governmental customers the satisfaction of knowing we will do our best to keep them at their oppressive best--Guaranteed worldwide.
Contact Us!
GLOCK Ges.m.b.H
PO Box 9
A-2232 Deutsch-Wagram (Heirs of the Reich)
Austria
