George Bush or John Kerry will probably soon be nominating a replacement for America's latest thyroid cancer victim, Justice William H. Rehnquist, America's supreme conservative.
This past weekend (October 23, 2004), Justice Rehnquist underwent a tracheotomy in order to relieve a breathing obstruction and explore the status of his cancerous thyroid gland. He was born in 1924 in Wisconsin, America's
'cheesehead' state. Rehnquist was appointed to the Suprem Court by Richard Nixon in 1971, and was appointed Chief Justice by Ronald Reagan in 1986. Rehnquist is now the only 80-year-old justice to serve on our nation's highest court during the 20th or 21st century.