Remember:
Bribery, blackmail, lying, and cheating will outdo youth and skill any day of the week. -anon
This saying is available on hats, shirts, coffee mugs...etc.
Sage words , highly recommend by me.
"I did not miss, I hit the little pc of clay you did not see come off as it come out of the house"
I am younger, I did not see a chip...
"I do have that 28 ga your wife really really likes with me today"
You said you would not let my wife know you brought that gun out if I allowed that tiny chip you hit, and put down 24/25, and ...my wife is going to want one of them 28 ga guns....I am in so much trouble ...but you said!
"I'm over 50 and lied, deal with it!
"Oh, btw the your wife and I are going to pick up a 28 ga with your money tomorrow or the next, and...you are buying us lunch too.
I got more bad news, your wife handed me the keys to your truck when I handed her that 28 ga gun to shoot <dangle keys > so since you ain't going anywhere, make that 25/25 and go fetch me a Dr. Pepper and some of them cookies inside why don't you?"
Note, I accepted the 23/25, but the rest of the deal went down and his wife and I had a nice Mexican dinner and got her that 28 gauge...
the fact we had ordered it sometime earlier and it come in...didn't really need to come out at the range... *wink*
Dang husbands, never know what to get wives for anniversary and I am always bailing them out.
She wanted a 28 gauge and got one...hehehe...
He was stupid in thinking she had to wait until the anniversary.
Umm no.
Non gift day gifts are great.
Anniversary she received more shells and MEC 9000...to his surprise as well.
I come in handy sometimes....hehehe