Skunkabilly Hurt My Brain

[BryanP]

Hey Skunkabilly, yesterday afternoon you had a sig line about having a a rifle "a little on the trashy side" (presumably to the tune of the same song ...) Did you write the entire parody song or just that fragment? Because God help me different possible verses are running through my head. So far the worst examples are -

Pardon me son, but that ain't no SIG
It's an SKS with a flourescent green rig
I said, "I know Dad, ain't it cool!
That's the kind I dig!"

And I like my weapons
just a little on the trashy side
with a shiny chrome plated slide
and the plastic dyed


Aaaaahhh! Make it stop!!

 

[DorGunR]

Hehehe.........

 

[Zedicus]

ROFL!

 

[yayarx7]

Now that was funny! Really Funny!

 

[BerettaNut92]

Yeah, I took it down because I couldn't figure out what the part was called and I'd keep having to change the lyrics.

 

[StLGlocker]

I guess I need to stop reading THR while sitting in class - I read those lyrics and -almost- sprayed soda all over this monitor. I don't think the instructor or the students on either side of me would've been amused.

 

[Horsesense]

Well I was raised a sophisticated kind of style
Yeah my taste in weapons drove my folks half-wild
Mom & dad had a plan for me it was match grade ammo and S.I.G
But I like my ammo & I like my weapons wild.
Yeah I like my weapons just a little on the trashy side
When they wear plastic grips & got a wobbly slide
Too much cosmolene & worn out rifled grooves
gets me excited gets me feeling confused
Yeah I like my weapons just a little on the trashy side
You shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my dad & mom
When I showed up at the door with a gun for the senior prom
Pardon me son, but that ain't no SIG
It's an SKS with a flourescent green rig
I said, "I know Dad, ain't it cool!
That's the kind I dig!"

Well I like 'em cheep, I lik em with plated chrome
Yeah I like 'em rusty, I like em with a rough trigger pull
Well they say opposites attract, well I don't agree
I want a weapon just as tacky as me
Yeah I like my weapons just a little on the trashy side
Yeah I like my weapons just a little on the trashy side