Skunkabilly Tactical M50 Tactiduct wallet

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Introducing the most tactical of all tactical wallets. The Skunkabilly Tactical M50 Tactiduct wallet features:

1. Stealthy: The M50 Tactiduct will pass through metal detectors like the Skunk through a crowd of girls--undetected.

2. Efficient: Lighter and thinner than a nylon or leather wallet, sacrificing nothing in versatility.

3. Robust: Constructed completely of duct tape, the M50 TactiDuct can be repaired, or even completely crafted, in the field during an op! All you need is a roll of duct tape, and you have yourself a fine wallet that chicks will dig.

Compliant with the Atkins (tm) low-carb lifestyle.

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But it is not BLACK, My son Peter makes them out of jobbers tape which is black and dull, but wants some of the stuff we used in USMC that was black and "stuck" and we called it 200 MPH tape, cuase it would still be there over 200mph.
 
Ummm Skunk where's the carbon fiber? And like it has been said why isn't it black? I would love to have a duct tape wallet, but I want a different color.

Duct Tape is like the force: it has a dark side and a light side and it holds the world together.
 
The duct tape is Titanium Gray :cool:

45R, the bag is a Maxpedition Fatboy tactical manpurse.
 
Old news Skunky, us hicks in Alaska been using duct tape wallets fer years..in fact there are people who make em and sell em to the tourists...

Now ya wanna get tactical...duct tape up yer car..

WildmyhondaistheexactsameshadeasducttapeAlaska
 
I've made Duct tape wallets numerous times but they don't hold up for very long in this California heat. :(

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sm-no my pic on my CCW is ugly. I hate it. Good thing no one ever sees it. My hair was really long and colored then. Now it's shorter and my natural color. The pic is horrible and doesn't look like me.

clipse-that's cool. I don't usually like getting flowers, but a doxen of those would be soooooo cool. Now I need to get Jon to learn how to do that.

skunk-Titanium Gray -good one, :D Now all you need to do is find a girl and make her one of those roses from clipse
 
Gus-
Well I am convinced somewhere it is written - the photos used for CCW, DL , Student ID...HAVE to be terrible. :D

Flowers ... yeah , well I'm one of them fellers that sends flowers just for the heck of it and no reason. NOT to get out of trouble ,NOT special occaisions or anything. Just becasue. I open car doors and hold a ladies chair as well. Tell anyone - I'll deny it. ;)

Schuey,
They make spray on scents :D

How do I know anything about this stuff...Had a Classmate whom was From Russia, became a US Citizen. Married a fella like herself From Russia and a US Citizen Got Married and had a daughter. Daughter is feeling the effects of "not fitting in"...especially being a "tomboy". Now at 9 yrs old the boys don't want "girls" to play soccer with them...

So we find a similar website and for a project on "American Culture" she makes these Duct tape card holders...for the boys...for the shool ID's.
:D

"Mommy, Daddy...the boys say I can play soccer with them" :D

Only problem now is the boys are noticing girls and the daughter "gets lots of attention"...The daddy is trying to figure how to "not have" the daughter be invited by the guys so often.

Males...just flat not wired right at times - huh?
 
Warning - Thread drift is eminent!

Males...just flat not wired right at times - huh?
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Being the Uncle of 4 very pretty young nieces, two of which are really starting to make the bulls curl their lips, and now being the father of a young daughter that if she ever looks half as good as her momma....I will have some work to do.

My plan as it stands now is to shoot the first two boys that make it to the driveway, hang them on the perimeter fence like the coyotes the are, as a warning to any others that may feel the need to try knocking on the door.

Have also considered parking a cannon at the end of the drive to neutralize them as soon as they cross the cattleguard.

Smoke
 
LOL at WildAlaska's sigline....

Where do I learn how to make a duct tape rose?

Stop and smell the CDI :cool:
 
Smoke, Learn this line well.
"Boy, I've got a .45, a shovel, and a bag of lime. I can make you disappear."
This line when delivered in a slow deliberate tone with a slight southern accent (or New York accent for that matter) will send the undesired critter running. :evil:
 
Skunk,
make the rose with the sticky side out, so the next time the Skunk (you might avoid introducing yourself as THE Skunk) walks through a crowd of girls, you'll get one stuck. :p
Oh, and if your are short on cash for something, that wallet is a great way to save. Just avoid the lining! :D

When is the duct tape holster line coming out?
And the Beretta Duct-Grip (TM)? ;)
 
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