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Discussion in 'Shotguns' started by RetiredLawman, Sep 15, 2008.

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  1. RetiredLawman

    RetiredLawman Member

    Mar 31, 2008
    I found this on the internet and want to share it with you:

    The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. (waiting for attack)

    The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either.. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

    1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

    2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

    3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

    4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

    5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

    6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on him wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'

    7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

    But wait, there's more!

    I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, 'No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.' To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.

    If you've read this before, enjoy again!!:D
  2. Sylvan-Forge

    Sylvan-Forge Member

    Feb 22, 2006
    Fort Myers, Florida
    Those are some classics!
    Thanks for sharing, RetiredLawman

  3. Thernlund

    Thernlund Member

    Apr 12, 2007
    Phoenix, AZ
    Nice. Good stuff.

  4. RevDerb

    RevDerb Member

    Sep 8, 2008
    Near the heart of Michigan's Thumb
    Thanks for sharing!:eek:
  5. Dksimon

    Dksimon Member

    Apr 1, 2008
    South Dakota
    funny stuff, thanks for the post
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