Story of a man and his problem

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I started with shooting an M1 Garand that my friend got. I liked it way too much the first time I tried it, so finally one day I bought my own garand. I was getting so bad that I would call out sick from work and hang out and shoot with some of my friends. I was shooting at least once a day. My other friends that werent into shooting always got into fights with me and Id yell at them and they said it wasnt me yelling, it was my shooting yelling.

I really started to get into some heavy stuff like Turkish mausers and 1903 Springfields. I liked the larger caliber because it gave me more of a kick. My friends tried to "help" me but I just yelled some more. Before i knew it i was blowing my whole pay checks just to get the latest hottest guns out on the street. I knew i was sick but i kept telling myself just one more time and thats it, but it didnt stop.

Finally i got help and went to a democratic support group. They told me how all these guns I have kill babies and support terrorism because some of them come from the middle east. They told me about how it has ruined peoples lives and destroyed families. They told me how if you get a hot load you could potentially kill yourself. Also they told me about evil assault rifles and how these have evil baynet lugs that when a bayonet is attached people are bayoneted to death and how the 30 rd magazines are just for mass murderer psycho killers.

:scrutiny: I finally stood up and said " Im proud to be a gun owner, ill shoot all I please. Your bleeding heart liberals are going to have to take the guns from my cold dead hands" I stil shoot all the time and I love it :D

Inspired by Kentucky_smith's "Cure for milsurpitis?" It is a real disease and it effects millions worlwide with no known cure...but who wants a cure anyway!
 
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