Couple funnies here, too:
When I used to work in a Pain Clinic, some might assume we had narcotics on property. Most of the staff knew I had CHL but not supposed to carry at work so left "my buddy" in the truck. A couple times the office manager instructed me to "Walk out to your truck for a minute" when some unsavory soul set the neck hairs to tingling.
Ran into one of the former employees and here hubby at Kroger one evening and she hugged me before I gave it a though, bumping my "buddy" at 3 o'clock. She started to say something and caught herself, "oh, yeah, you're carrying" and smiled. Pretty green eyes.
First aniversary of 9/11 several of us were eating lunch in the back, I'm in a shirt and tie with legs stretched out. Sweet little country girl chuckled and asked, "Your ankle swollen?" PhD then looked over and asked, "You commerating 9/11?" "Something like that, you never know, McVeigh picked an anniversary."
Remember, this was all in WV, a gun friendly area. Started to say something else, but don't wanna give any BG lurkers any ideas.