Tactical toilet

[ctdonath]

Chamber pots served civilized humanity just fine for centuries.
Disposal? You are in an upper story, right? Window. You said you weren't going out anyway...

 

[Geronimo45]

Dispose of it like the Medievals did - toss it out the window. It's more polite to do it at night, though.

 

[Zonamo]

A short internet search turned up this item to fit the oscillating fecal situation you describe:

TravelJohn 3 Day Restroom Kit

Small enough to throw in an emergency kit

 

[x3m]

now that is what you call shi**ing in a bag

 

[george29]

eat rice, drink nothing. when the emergency is over, stewed prunes.

 

[hso]

We had hopes that this would pass quietly,but it seems this one has gone down the toilet.

Time to close it out.