smokejumper34401
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Is this made by kbar or by the swiss army pokey thing corp.? Does it have a toothbrush and bluetooth also?
Taking things a little too far
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KosmicKrunch
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The UBER Tactic NAA Mini with accessories
LOL I have a laser and the Bayonet on my NAA, I can't wait til they come out with a shoulder stock and 16" barrel add on so I can add a foregrip and immediate swap of plastic cylinder pre loaded with explosive delayed detonated bullets.
I also want to see a smoke grenade launcher for the NAA, much like a mini M203a4.
An anti aircraft sight on the NAA would also be a good idea, much like the ones on the Jap Arisaka.
Instead of the bayo, a nice solid wine cork remover would make a nice option for our social elite.
I do feel though that the bayonet should have been foldable. The holster/sheath I made for mine is a bit ackward.
As I am waiting for a bad guy to come along, I can slice my apples for a snack with my NAA w/bayonet. That will allow me to have the gun in hand while snacking in the park.
One more plus is, the black powder NAA with a laser, bayonet and Pug grips makes for a interesting talking point at the BP turkey shoots.
My wife has a NAA Mini in .22lr and the bayo, she had them both finished in PINK......and she has an AOW for the wallet holster.
LOL I have a laser and the Bayonet on my NAA, I can't wait til they come out with a shoulder stock and 16" barrel add on so I can add a foregrip and immediate swap of plastic cylinder pre loaded with explosive delayed detonated bullets.
I also want to see a smoke grenade launcher for the NAA, much like a mini M203a4.
An anti aircraft sight on the NAA would also be a good idea, much like the ones on the Jap Arisaka.
Instead of the bayo, a nice solid wine cork remover would make a nice option for our social elite.
I do feel though that the bayonet should have been foldable. The holster/sheath I made for mine is a bit ackward.
As I am waiting for a bad guy to come along, I can slice my apples for a snack with my NAA w/bayonet. That will allow me to have the gun in hand while snacking in the park.
One more plus is, the black powder NAA with a laser, bayonet and Pug grips makes for a interesting talking point at the BP turkey shoots.
My wife has a NAA Mini in .22lr and the bayo, she had them both finished in PINK......and she has an AOW for the wallet holster.
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That's it. This thread ruined me. Now, I want a bayonet on my Barrett M95. Just think of the penetration of that massive rifle if I charged a bad guy!! It weighs so much they couldn't POSSIBLY block me!!! And since it's bolt action and has a limited ammunition capacity, it MUST CERTAINLY be appropriate, since all of the old bolt action WWI and WWII rifles had them!!!!
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That's it. This thread ruined me. Now, I want a bayonet on my Barrett M95. Just think of the penetration of that massive rifle if I charged a bad guy!! It weighs so much they couldn't POSSIBLY block me!!! And since it's bolt action and has a limited ammunition capacity, it MUST CERTAINLY be appropriate, since all of the old bolt action WWI and WWII rifles had them!!!!
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armoredman
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I remember the spring loaded knife, tried one at Firearm Catalog Showroom back in the early 80s, before ATF said they were a no-no. Sucker was pretty stout.
This is defiantely not for anything but funny/decorative, like your garden gnomes and plastic flowers, not meant to be taken seriously. Anyone who actually HAD one mounted in a real gunfight would probably have a lot of very expensive fun defending it in court...but then again, maybe no shots would be needed as the BG laughs so hard at the sight of it that he wets his pants and has to go home to change...
This is defiantely not for anything but funny/decorative, like your garden gnomes and plastic flowers, not meant to be taken seriously. Anyone who actually HAD one mounted in a real gunfight would probably have a lot of very expensive fun defending it in court...but then again, maybe no shots would be needed as the BG laughs so hard at the sight of it that he wets his pants and has to go home to change...
For the record... If you tape a toothbrush to a handgun, it *might* be a good idea to seek professional help.
Oh, also for the record, if you ever want to be permanently disbarred by your wife from EVER having to do dishes again (!!!!), cut off the round retractor loop part of a baby bottle brush, chuck it in to a high RPM cordless drill, and go about cleaning the glasses.
My wife came in to the kitchen, saw me covered in soap, and - the icing on the cake - while she was yelling at me to stop, soap dripped from the ceiling and landed on her head.
I haven't had to do dishes ever again.
(Sorry to go off topic, but your post made me think of that for some reason)
Freedom_fighter_in_IL
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LMAO, I don't mind a bit Trent. I started the thread to "lighten it up" a little bit. Thanks to the mods for letting it go. Nice to see they have a sense of humor too
Maybe Ill see if I can start a "Funny Gun Jokes" section or something
Maybe Ill see if I can start a "Funny Gun Jokes" section or something
BBBBill
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Prego, it's in there!
It does mention tactical in the description. Just a modern take on the old boarding pistol as shown above in Al LaVodka's post. Of course the boarding pistol was single shot, so it made for a quick transition to a secondary weapon. Pretty much silly for modern combat/SD.
"The LaserLyte Pistol Bayonet is just what you need to turn your pistol into the ultimate close quarters fighting pistol. The bayonet features a razor-sharp, full tang KA-BAR blade with a black Teflon coating. The handle is made from glass-filled nylon. The Pistol Bayonet will attach to medium to large frame pistols that have a rail, and a custom polymer sheath is included to protect the blade. Add the LaserLyte Pistol Bayonet to your pistol and you will have the ultimate tactical weapon."
It does mention tactical in the description. Just a modern take on the old boarding pistol as shown above in Al LaVodka's post. Of course the boarding pistol was single shot, so it made for a quick transition to a secondary weapon. Pretty much silly for modern combat/SD.
"The LaserLyte Pistol Bayonet is just what you need to turn your pistol into the ultimate close quarters fighting pistol. The bayonet features a razor-sharp, full tang KA-BAR blade with a black Teflon coating. The handle is made from glass-filled nylon. The Pistol Bayonet will attach to medium to large frame pistols that have a rail, and a custom polymer sheath is included to protect the blade. Add the LaserLyte Pistol Bayonet to your pistol and you will have the ultimate tactical weapon."
Reloader_Kev
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stubby knife
I saw one of these at Bullet Express in Springfield the other day. I thought it was to clean under those thick toe nails. I thought it surely had to be made in China but surprising enough it is made in US.
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I saw one of these at Bullet Express in Springfield the other day. I thought it was to clean under those thick toe nails. I thought it surely had to be made in China but surprising enough it is made in US.
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crashbuell
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Hey! I've got it! You could get some of those mini-rails that mount on either side of your m4's sights and mount one of these on either side of the sights, and fix your bayonet -voilot- you've got a tactical frog spear! Dinner is served!
Creature
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I always thought that this was taking things "too far":
(In this case, speed over safety...)
(In this case, speed over safety...)
macadore
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If you had one of these, you could mount three at a time. Just push and twist. http://www.airsoftarms.com/UTG-Barrel-Tri-Rail-Mount-2-AK-Mount
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Its really no worse than any civilian having a rifle with a bayonette. The chances of any civilian using any bayonette in a combat situation are infinately small, that doesnt make them any less fun to have.
Freedom_fighter_in_IL
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jluther820, A bayonet on a Military rifle keeps the item period correct for collectors and adds in value of that item. There is a HUGE difference between those and this useless junk.
FLAvalanche
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I've gotta get me one.
Freedom_fighter_in_IL
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lmao. FLA you would! Now hush up and get them pigs ready for us to put the smack down on! Im ready to taste me some "orange hog"!
unterlegend
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That's just step 1, next is four lasers (red, green dazzler, IR, and a just because), a drum mag, grenade launcher, scope, holographic sight, tactical 3-point sling, and rails until you cant even see the gun.
wannasupra
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lol, for 31 bucks i'd buy one. dunno if i'd actually mount it to the pistol, but it'd be something to keep in the bottom drawer of my toolbox in the garage. for picking fingernails or something.
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