You Boys!!!!
Turn that stereo down...wait...wrong one...
You'all behave back there, I'll have to separate you two...wait that won't work either...they ARE separated.
...hang on...I'm thinking...in the meantime I think all "mental treatments" are a bunch of hogwash....psycho- babble...you ever seen a "sane one"...they all go to a head doctor themselves you know...I think this wacko is taking Fuff's money so he can't buy more real steal...a commie plot, that's what I think. I'm gonna have to go drive out there, get Fuff's money back from a commie and straighten that boy out...the things I do around here...
I 'membered it.
" If'n you boys don't behave I'm gonna switch you. Gonna make you get a switch...if it ain't big enough, I'll be picking the switch...".
Me...not me...I don't know nuttin' 'bout switches...errr...humm...I heard it from the neighbor kids [ yeah that's it].
< angelic smile here>