i would like to let everyone know about the help that 1911tuner and oldfuff gave me diagnosing my problem on my 1911. it was only disconnector click and now its gone. i'm new to the gun and they walked me trough it and were very encouraging and now i know my gun 100 times better and my problem is gon. thanks guys.
thanks 1911tuner & oldfuff
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1911Tuner
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Fuff is my evil twin, and he's just after any vintage Colt pre-war 1911s and
Smith & Wesson Hand Ejector Models ya got layin' around. He lives in a cave in outer Arizonia, and keeps Tarantulas and trained Gila Monsters for pets.
That is all...
Tuner
Fuff is my evil twin, and he's just after any vintage Colt pre-war 1911s and
Smith & Wesson Hand Ejector Models ya got layin' around. He lives in a cave in outer Arizonia, and keeps Tarantulas and trained Gila Monsters for pets.
That is all...
Tuner
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LISTEN YOU NO GOOD, BLANKY-BLANK, SO & SO ..... HE'S MINE .... I SAW HIM FIRST!!!! WHY SHOULD YOU GET ANY OF THOSE GOOD OL' "REAL-STEEL" GUNS???? THEY'RE MINE, ALL MINE ....
Unless C.R. Sam gets there first with a pocket full of money ...
Unless C.R. Sam gets there first with a pocket full of money ...
1911Tuner
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See? See?
Fuff...Go ahead and tell'em about the Western Diamondback
ya mailed to me with the note:
"This your final warning. I want that Nickel Smith..."
Signed:
A friend
Huh? Huh? What about that? Huh?
See? See?
Fuff...Go ahead and tell'em about the Western Diamondback
ya mailed to me with the note:
"This your final warning. I want that Nickel Smith..."
Signed:
A friend
Huh? Huh? What about that? Huh?
OH SHUCKS .... IF I WAS SERIOUS I WOULDN'T HAVE MAILED JUST ONE .... DONT'CH LIKE THE WAY I GOT YOUR ADDRESS BY OFFERING TO SEND YOU THAT OLD, OBSOLETE JUNK TRIGGER??? I WAS THINKING A FEMALE BLACK WIDDER MIGHT BE NEXT ... SO COUGH UP THAT .44 .... MINE, ALL MINE .... I WANT THEM ALL!!!! 
Wichaka
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It's sad when a good quality peice a steel leaves a man like this............
1911Tuner
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Sad
Wichaka said:
It's sad when a good quality peice a steel leaves a man like this.
Even moreso when the quest for a quality piece of steel leads a man to
go to these extremes in quest of it.
Fuff! Send your minions on! I was born at night, but it wasn't LAST
night! I've got welding gloves and a can of Raid....
Had...Never mention Fuff and Tuner in the same thread.
It leads to things...
Tuner<--------The Good Twin (Mama always liked me best)
Wichaka said:
It's sad when a good quality peice a steel leaves a man like this.
Even moreso when the quest for a quality piece of steel leads a man to
go to these extremes in quest of it.
Fuff! Send your minions on! I was born at night, but it wasn't LAST
night! I've got welding gloves and a can of Raid....
Had...Never mention Fuff and Tuner in the same thread.
It leads to things...
Tuner<--------The Good Twin (Mama always liked me best)
1911Tuner
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Mama
Fuff said:
SEE!! Ya see !!!!!!!!!!! I always suspected ....
Well DUH! Remember when she used ta tell ya to "Go Long" when she threw the football to ya...and you always wound up catchin' it
in the middle of the interstate? In LE circles, that's known as a clue...
Mama had a pretty good arm in those days...
And how'bout the time we went to the beach and stayed on the 9th floor of that fancy motel...She handed ya an umbrella and told ya it was a parachute.
How 'bout the time she pinned a towel around yer neck and told ya that
if ya jumped offa the house, you'd prolly fly like Superman.
Ain't no wonder you live in caves and play with rattlesakes...
Fuff said:
SEE!! Ya see !!!!!!!!!!! I always suspected ....
Well DUH! Remember when she used ta tell ya to "Go Long" when she threw the football to ya...and you always wound up catchin' it
in the middle of the interstate? In LE circles, that's known as a clue...
Mama had a pretty good arm in those days...
And how'bout the time we went to the beach and stayed on the 9th floor of that fancy motel...She handed ya an umbrella and told ya it was a parachute.
How 'bout the time she pinned a towel around yer neck and told ya that
if ya jumped offa the house, you'd prolly fly like Superman.
Ain't no wonder you live in caves and play with rattlesakes...
>> Ain't no wonder you live in caves and play with rattlesakes... <<
Ya forgot the black widders ....
My "Mental Professional" says to tell ya that the trauma, caused by this recently inflicted experience is causing me to develop a serious memory block concerning where I might have left a certain old .45 slide ….
However that last post was a gem.
Ya forgot the black widders ....
My "Mental Professional" says to tell ya that the trauma, caused by this recently inflicted experience is causing me to develop a serious memory block concerning where I might have left a certain old .45 slide ….
However that last post was a gem.
1911Tuner
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Slide?
Fuff said:
My "Mental Professional" says to tell ya that the trauma, caused by this recently inflicted experience is causing me to develop a serious memory block concerning where I might have left a certain old .45 slide...
FUFF! My dear, dear brother! We must find another mental professional for you! Only the best! A hypnotist might help ya remember where....uh...er, um...Might help ya to face all that trauma and put the past behind ya...heh. Mama was pure evil, and I always despised her for the way she treated you!
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However that last post was a gem.
I have my moments...heh
Fuff said:
My "Mental Professional" says to tell ya that the trauma, caused by this recently inflicted experience is causing me to develop a serious memory block concerning where I might have left a certain old .45 slide...
FUFF! My dear, dear brother! We must find another mental professional for you! Only the best! A hypnotist might help ya remember where....uh...er, um...Might help ya to face all that trauma and put the past behind ya...heh. Mama was pure evil, and I always despised her for the way she treated you!
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However that last post was a gem.
I have my moments...heh
I got to thinking while laying on the couch and talking to the shrink …
Ya remember the time Ma made you drink the whole bottle of cod liver oil ???
And when we went camping and Pa pitched your tent in the middle of a dry creek bed while the thunder storms were building up ????
Then the time Pa signed you up for a tour in the Marine Corps - - when you were six ????
And the first day of school when Ma took you and signed you up under someone else’s name ???
I suppose being the favorite wasn’t always the best of everything …
Ya remember the time Ma made you drink the whole bottle of cod liver oil ???
And when we went camping and Pa pitched your tent in the middle of a dry creek bed while the thunder storms were building up ????
Then the time Pa signed you up for a tour in the Marine Corps - - when you were six ????
And the first day of school when Ma took you and signed you up under someone else’s name ???
I suppose being the favorite wasn’t always the best of everything …
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You Boys!!!!
Turn that stereo down...wait...wrong one...
You'all behave back there, I'll have to separate you two...wait that won't work either...they ARE separated.
...hang on...I'm thinking...in the meantime I think all "mental treatments" are a bunch of hogwash....psycho- babble...you ever seen a "sane one"...they all go to a head doctor themselves you know...I think this wacko is taking Fuff's money so he can't buy more real steal...a commie plot, that's what I think. I'm gonna have to go drive out there, get Fuff's money back from a commie and straighten that boy out...the things I do around here...
I 'membered it.
" If'n you boys don't behave I'm gonna switch you. Gonna make you get a switch...if it ain't big enough, I'll be picking the switch...".
Me...not me...I don't know nuttin' 'bout switches...errr...humm...I heard it from the neighbor kids [ yeah that's it].
< angelic smile here>
Turn that stereo down...wait...wrong one...
You'all behave back there, I'll have to separate you two...wait that won't work either...they ARE separated.
...hang on...I'm thinking...in the meantime I think all "mental treatments" are a bunch of hogwash....psycho- babble...you ever seen a "sane one"...they all go to a head doctor themselves you know...I think this wacko is taking Fuff's money so he can't buy more real steal...a commie plot, that's what I think. I'm gonna have to go drive out there, get Fuff's money back from a commie and straighten that boy out...the things I do around here...
I 'membered it.
" If'n you boys don't behave I'm gonna switch you. Gonna make you get a switch...if it ain't big enough, I'll be picking the switch...".
Me...not me...I don't know nuttin' 'bout switches...errr...humm...I heard it from the neighbor kids [ yeah that's it].
< angelic smile here>
1911Tuner
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Guilt
had said:
wow i didn't notice all the gas i was spillin when i was writing that thread.
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Nah...We just puttin' the "fun" back in dysfunctional.
Cheers!
Tuner
had said:
wow i didn't notice all the gas i was spillin when i was writing that thread.
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Nah...We just puttin' the "fun" back in dysfunctional.
Cheers!
Tuner
had:
Don't worry. We are both delighted that your gun problem worked out so well. Successful solutions make everyone happy ... and maybe a bit giddy. Since you were set up and running Tuner and I decided to rib each other a bit. Beats political advertising any day ...
Don't worry. We are both delighted that your gun problem worked out so well. Successful solutions make everyone happy ... and maybe a bit giddy. Since you were set up and running Tuner and I decided to rib each other a bit. Beats political advertising any day ...
1911Tuner
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Ain't Misbehavin'
Fuff said:
I'm behaving ... well sort of ... Tuner started it!!!!
Oh, right! Like you ain't lookin' for an openin'!' Yeah...BLAAAAAME Tuner... the good twin. Sides...Takes two ta Tango.
And to think that I saved yer bacon when mama handed ya those jugs of
ammonia and Clorox and told ya ta go downstairs and mix'em up so she could clean up after your dog...
Fuff said:
I'm behaving ... well sort of ... Tuner started it!!!!
Oh, right! Like you ain't lookin' for an openin'!' Yeah...BLAAAAAME Tuner... the good twin. Sides...Takes two ta Tango.
And to think that I saved yer bacon when mama handed ya those jugs of
ammonia and Clorox and told ya ta go downstairs and mix'em up so she could clean up after your dog...
P95Carry
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OMG ..... them two is off again . Heck HAD .. these guys are like a runaway locomotive ... there's no stoppin them - no brakes!
I know - I'll go get Dawn in on this .... she has two very persuasive arguments.
I know - I'll go get Dawn in on this .... she has two very persuasive arguments.
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