The LawDog Files

[foghornl]

Can't wait for the bound-and-published volumes of "Law Dog Files"...

Law Dog might end up in trouble himself, though, from all the folks that get injured while ROTFL, those needing surgery to repair sides split from laughter, etc....

From Law Dog's later post, that description of the "Migraine Salute" is perfect. If you need a video of the M.S., find a couple of episodes from the old TV Series "Get Smart", when Max is talking with "The Chief"....

Law Dog...keep 'em coming. We all need some comic relief from time to time...at least one good adventure a week.

p.s. A disclaimer about keyboards & monitors not being safe while reading might also be in order.........I have lost count of the number of splashed monitors and drowned keyboards...gotta be at least a thousand by now.

Law Dog Files are the reason I have a 19" monitor at my desk...so I can roll far enough back that I CANNOT drown another keyboard with a diet-coke assisted sinus cleanout....

 

[MedGrl]

That was priceless. I deal with more than my fair share of drunk college students...but that story tops any of ours...atleast mine...THough the white guy telling the Campus police "You're just arresting me 'cause I'm black." was a pritty funny storry.

 

[Matt G]

SFST is Standardized Field Sobriety Test. I'm guessing that SFSE is "examination", or typo.

 

[LawDog]

Standardized Field Sobriety Examinations (SFSE) were what we called SFSTs back in the Dark Ages of the 1990's.

LawDog

 

[V4Vendetta]

"You really should publish your stories."

"If that was a motion, please consider it seconded."


Consider it thirded. Love the story. Makes me want to get drunk so I can be funny* .


*Just kidding.

 

[Biker]

Funny stuff.

Biker

 

[jerkface11]

Lawdog you need to turn your exploits into episodes of Reno 911. I can see junior in the gorrilla suit. Maybe Dangle could arrest the guy for gnomicide.

 

[griz]

I figured it would be another funny one. When I got to "the trail of brutally slaughtered garden gnomes", I knew I wouldn't be disappointed!

Thanks Law Dog.

 

[seeker_two]

He was, in plain language, spoiled bloody rotten. Top this with the fact that Frederick was 5 foot, 4 inches tall and the possessor of one well-fed Napoleon Complex, should enable anyone to forsee the trail of smacked-around girlfriends, lost brawls, unreturned rental movies, unpaid gasoline, burn-out marks, skipped bills, hot checks, harrassing phone calls, and a record number of Public Disturbance and Disorderly Conduct calls -- except, apparently, his mother. Who also moved to our fair town.

Sounds like a young man I'll be meeting here at TYC soon enough.

I'll tell his mom you said "Hi"...

Great work, LawDog...

 

[garyk/nm]

Another "job well done". Keep them coming!

 

[loud-mouth shnook]

'Bout doggone time you favored us with another one.
Gawd, how I love that stuff. Can't thank you enough, sir.

 

[armedandsafe]

This one's going to work. We have 2 retired SO and 1 retired city LE just started driving school bus this year and they need a pick-me-up once in awhile.

Thank you SIR!.

Where's the book?

Pops

 

[Missashot]

PLEASE,please,please put all these files in a book!
I LOVE reading them!

 

[Q-Lock]

gave me a good laugh...got my coworkers "prarie dogging" over the cubicle walls at me for laughing so loudly.

yet another quality addition.

keep up the good work...and thank you!