The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

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The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia


Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old
granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took
revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then
she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as
calm as could be:

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber
Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a
9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were
holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to
save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the
doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters.
Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what
they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was
carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town
bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I
decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go
easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either--
because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn
it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos',
tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the
crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.


I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to
Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the
big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would
really hurt 'em most, you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I
went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What
she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in
prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for
sainthood and a medal.

DEPORT HER TO NORTH AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!!
 
And I though I had the only gunning GrandMother.

I just realize my grandmother has held a gun to bikers, robbers, pot growers and one sexual aggressive drunk. Not bad for a soft spoken woman.
 
Unisaw;

When I posted this story, I was not aware that it was an urban legend.
I would not intentionally mislead anybody! That being said, it is the kind of story that if it were true would most certainly pick up our spirits and offer her our support. Rape is one of the most reprehensible crimes that a man can commit and as a man I detest it. The story maybe false but the kind of justice meeted out in it is certainly appropiate.
 
Jiml3 said:
Rape is one of the most reprehensible crimes that a man can commit and as a man I detest it.

The accusation of rape is also an extremely powerful weapon in a woman's arsenal and can be (and has been) used to awesome effect to devastate and destroy the lives of innocent men and those around them.

I abhore rape as a crime and rapists as criminals, however, the accusation of rape (false or not) laid on an man (innocent or not) means he is considered guilty until proven innocent ..... and in the absence of physical evidence it becomes a he says/she says situation in which an innocent man can never prove his innocence and will therefore always carry the tarnish of being an unconvicted rapist.

Sorry, a very touchy subject with me at the moment .... I am currently witnessing the devastation of a man's life by the malevolent, vexatious and baseless accusations of rape by his ex-wife. Thankfully the guy is not me, he is the boyfriend of a good friend of mine. There but for the grace of God.

This incident proves to me that Hell hath no fury like a psycho, B*tchy, ex-wife.

Spinner
 
The story of rampant crime in Melbourne is no hoax. Sadly, IRL it's doubtful granny would ever be able to get ahold of a handgun and if she did, the government would classify her as a mentally ill criminal and probably send her to the violent end of the psych ward so they could pump enough chemicals in her to make her a good Aussie.
 
Jiml3,

No problem. If you hang around here a lot, you'll see every gun-related urban legend under the sun.
 
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