There's no way I can resist telling this one.

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Ok, don't read this one if you haven't eaten yet,

So my deployed unit has a smattering of M-11s. My section warrant decides he will go the easy route and carry with a pancake holster with no thumb break. WELL,

One recent afternoon, we were waiting for him to come out of the outhouse on the way to the dining facility. He sticks his head out and tells us he needs a plastic bag. NOW. We don't dare ask, but one of my guys goes to the cafeteria and gets a plastic bag and gives it to him. A minute later, he emerges with his shiny new SIG covered with blue water and.....other things. He explains to me later, he depends on the tight belt to retain the gun in the holster. He was loosening the belt, got turned around, caught the grip of the gun on the TP dispenser, and....ploop.

After much consulting from me, and a long time in the latrine, he pronounced it scrubbed to death and re-holstered.

We never speak of this.

Moral: Know your gear and have redundant security features in place.

That is all.
 
The M-11 in the story is a Sig 228 not an Ingram MAC-11 or a Cobray M-11.

I was confused about this at first.
 
I know a guy that somehow lost an M9 down into the blue lagoon the last time we deployed. You somehow look differently at a gun when you know it has been someplace like that.
 
I know Glock undergoes strenuous torture testing, but nothing like what this Sig Sauer was forced to endure. :barf:
 
Another reason to use a Serpa retention holster. They are not just for police. It has saved me from having a pistol bounce out while I am on a 4 wheeler.
 
I wonder if one has ever been dropped down into the "blue yonder" in a construction site "porta potty".
 
I've seen some of those 'pottys' that are not maintained (compared to the number of people obviously using them). You look down and it is all solid, no blue at all (and quite the stench to go with it)!

Just one big brown and white mess.

The gun would sit on top of that, there certainly wouldn't be much fishing to do to get it out! Cleaning it, that would be another story. I would want to know how to take it apart 100%!
 
Wow. Just wow. It seems every day I gain more respect for our men and women in uniform. If I recall, there have been a few threads for CCWers here worried about that exact problem.

A government agency I used to work for (non military) would have just written that Sig off as, "an acceptable loss."

He didn't need to ask.
I get it. My hat is off to you.

Since you had to tell it, I have to ask, has there been any change in his retention system?
 
Black,

You owe me a new keyboard! I'll pm you where to send it.
 
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