They truly do mate in the dark gunsafes!

[Oleg Volk]

Just looked into the safe and found evidence of an orgy dating back to Tam's visit. Seems that my Finnish M91 shagged Tam's Swiss Vetterli and the two of them cozied up to Tam's Martini for good measure! Good thing my AR15 was elsewhere...

 

[lee n. field]

I think there's something in Leviticus forbidding a mating like that.

 

[Skofnung]

Kinky rifles.

 

[yesterdaysyouth]

Good thing my AR15 was elsewhere...

good thing.... could you imagine that baby...

 

[Fly320s]

Yeah, but how does it shoot?

 

[Oleg Volk]

The file name, by the way, should have been Martini-Vetterli-Nagant, aas the magazine wasn't Mosin's invention.