Yoda
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I've heard a story, which may not be true, but it's a good example of "oopsie."
Allegedly, a small town in upstate New York realized that a single black bear was rummaging through trash cans and wandering through yards. The town fathers concluded that it would only be a matter of time before the bear hurt someone. However, they didn't have the heart to hurt the bear, which so far, hadn't done much more than just look for food.
The town lawman proposed a solution. "All we need to do is give it a fear of man. Then it will stay away on its own. I can shoot it with some rubber bullets, which should get its attention without actually causing any harm."
The town fathers approved that solution.
A few days later, a report came in that the bear was digging through a dumpster. The city cop responded, and several of the town fathers and local paper and TV representativea were able to get there about the same time.
With everyone watching the cop took out a bolt rifle, showed them how he was loading four rubber bullets. Then he took out a FMJ round, "Just in case he charges," and pressed it into the magazine.
Everyone now primed to watch the magic of the humane rubber bullets, the cop carefully took aim. "I'll just pop him in the butt. That ought to do the trick."
Some of you will have already guessed what happened. The last round loaded was not a rubber bullet, but was the FMJ round. So, the cop shoots the bear in the butt with ball ammo, the bear is running around in a panic, and all the cop has left in his gun is rubber bullets! Fortuneately, the bear ended up running out of town, and he hasn't been seen since.
I dunno, but 'd guess a 30.06 jacketed round in MY butt would give me a "fear of man!"
As I said, maybe it's just a story, but gosh, it's a good one.
- - - Yoda
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Allegedly, a small town in upstate New York realized that a single black bear was rummaging through trash cans and wandering through yards. The town fathers concluded that it would only be a matter of time before the bear hurt someone. However, they didn't have the heart to hurt the bear, which so far, hadn't done much more than just look for food.
The town lawman proposed a solution. "All we need to do is give it a fear of man. Then it will stay away on its own. I can shoot it with some rubber bullets, which should get its attention without actually causing any harm."
The town fathers approved that solution.
A few days later, a report came in that the bear was digging through a dumpster. The city cop responded, and several of the town fathers and local paper and TV representativea were able to get there about the same time.
With everyone watching the cop took out a bolt rifle, showed them how he was loading four rubber bullets. Then he took out a FMJ round, "Just in case he charges," and pressed it into the magazine.
Everyone now primed to watch the magic of the humane rubber bullets, the cop carefully took aim. "I'll just pop him in the butt. That ought to do the trick."
Some of you will have already guessed what happened. The last round loaded was not a rubber bullet, but was the FMJ round. So, the cop shoots the bear in the butt with ball ammo, the bear is running around in a panic, and all the cop has left in his gun is rubber bullets! Fortuneately, the bear ended up running out of town, and he hasn't been seen since.
I dunno, but 'd guess a 30.06 jacketed round in MY butt would give me a "fear of man!"
As I said, maybe it's just a story, but gosh, it's a good one.
- - - Yoda
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