top 10 excuses for carying where your not allowed

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Inspired by David Letterman

10. its ok I'm in the confessional any way right Father?
9. that sign said no revolvers see the picture?(inspired by an actual event)
8. I'm blind I couldnt see the no gun signs
7. Its not a gun its a weapon
6. what do you mean the DNC is in town? I'm going hunting in Africa.
5. I didnt see the sign saying this was a federal building
4. How can a public road be part of a National forest?
3. But the gun store is inside the mall
2. Hey the White House wouldnt even be here if it wernt for guns
1. Oh Sorry Mrs. Braddy I didnt realize I was in your house.


Suposed to be funny but I'm not in a funny mood right now, what do you guys have to add?
 
11. My vision gets blurry, and it is hard to read when I drink.












.Don't get you panties is a wad, I don't carry and drink...........it's a joke.
 
I carry this because a cops to heavy.:D

Oh this no this isn't a gun it's Chuck Norris, he doesn't need a gun he just throws the bullets.:cool:

Sorry officer hold my beer and I'll give you my gun.
 
I would advise against breaking the CCW law if you get caught you'll give all of us a bad name :facepalm:
 
Top Ten Excuses for carrying where you're not allowed:''

10. There wasn't a toilet tank in which to tape the weapon at the Italian Restaurant I go to.

9. "I don't care if you are Aliens :what: and you have legal authority from Planet Zorp to probe me. I'm clinging to my Bible n' Guns!"

8. The .44 Magnum ain't the most powerful handgun in the whole world.

7. Armed or disarmed don't matter. There's so many signs and rules, I'm on sensory overload.

6. The Intelligence Section is unable to calculate at this time, exactly to what extremes I may have to go to bring home Peanut Butter and a Loaf of Bread, but if I come home without it, the Missus won't be putting any sugar in my coffee.

5. The Russians are coming!

4. "Are you talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here!"

3. "You want the Truth? You can't handle the Truth!"

2. "Oh that's right, everything is just FINE! Yeah, Yeah, its okay, I'm FINE. Everthing's FINE."

1. "Yeah, but the gun is plastic. Then I walk into Wal-Mart and the dozen cops arrive. Then we start laughing our heads off.":)
 
The .44 Magnum ain't the most powerful handgun in the whole world.
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Funny I am watching a Dirty Harry movie right now

here is another one

Right,..... Wrong,..... I'm the guy with the gun.
 
My dog ate my copy of "How To Be A Good Helpless Unarmed Pathetic Begging For His Life While Hiding Under A Desk Victim" book...
 
Sign or no sign, its like the wild west inside Target!

Concealed means concealed. I had no idea I'd print!

School, schmool! Those freakin' kids are animals no matter where they are.

What do you mean I can't carry here??? Its a damn gun show!!!
 
"I'm sorry officer, with all the drugs I took I just plain forgot I had my gun on." :what:

- Followed by: "Jail? What jail?"
 
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