Ok, I gave it a shot and I bought something.
I found a used/consignment tools store near me. Awesome place. No stainless/fiberglass/polymer to be found! It's all slightly rust with lots of wooden handles! I love old tools.
I found a hatchet there that I kinda liked. The head was just a little loose, but the guy who owns the place knocked a wedge into the top of the shaft and now it's pretty solid. It's a Pexto hatchet, approx 16" long. I think I'm going to strip it, and find it a new shaft, as this one is pretty beat. I have no idea how old this one is.
But hey, for $7, who am I to complain.
I'm Editing to add that I have been doing some research. Seems that Pexto was the Peck, Stowe, & Wilcox tool company, based out of Southington CT. Without getting into a ton of detail, based on the logo, it looks like my new hatchet was probably made somewhere from 1935-1956. It's really cool to me, that here I am, at least 57 years after the hatchet was made, and living only about a 20 minute drive from the factory that produced it all that time ago, and I've got plans to give this tool a whole new life.