Water Bottle as SD tool

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John likes the handy plastic water bottles for impact weapons.

SM likes his handy plastic Dr. Pepper plastic bottles for impact weapons.

Biker likes glass beer bottles for impact weapons.

Here's what my daughter brought home the other day that I think redefines the water bottle as impact weapon.

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Sigg makes this .6 liter aluminum water bottle.

Filled to the top and tightly closed I can assure you that I would not want to get whacked with this thing.

The one liter with a paracord loop would have even more impact.
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IMHO if your gonna use a soft plastic bottle to hit people, you better make the first whack count or be tough enough to back up your actions or your gonna be in a world of hurt in a hurry. I have been in the middle of or seen enough fisticuffs that if some one picked up a pepsi bottle to come at me with it I would laugh at em.
Now this metal one has some promise, but a good rock or two would be superior. But then you can carry a metal water bottle a lot of places a rock would be out of the question too.
You'd be far better off to learn how or where to hurt or injure a guy than to rely on a plastic water bottle and a glass one is a good way to spend several hours in surgery having you hand sewed back together,I had a buddy do just that.
I guess if under attack anything is better than nothing, just that making an attacker madder doesn't sound real smart to me.
 
I was JUST thinking about this.

I have one of these:

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It's hard polycarbonate and weighs 2 lbs when full. Swing it by the loop and it's a hell of a punch.
 
Why not just get a soft plastic squeeze bottle and fill it with industrial strength ammonia cleaner?

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rc - only a freak weirdo commie would do that.

Me, I'm an innocent lamb who gets dehydrated easily. When the big bad oppressed youth came to take my excess cash, I just happened to have that water bottle in my hand when I reached for my phone to call the police.. ne'er was it my intention to resist!

savvy?:D

JL- I agree, the polycarb Nalgenes are rigid - still good for whacking when partially spent, they weigh most full. Where I go to school having a pen knife is a Very Serious Consideration regarding your continued enrollment.. but they gave out 300 nalgenes in the cafeteria for free.
 
rc - only a freak weirdo commie would do that.
I hope that is a joke.

RC's advice for use of a soft water bottle is as good as any I ever heard. I know as a child ammonia would stop any dog that tried to bite you as you rode your bike. Never did I find one tough enough to continue an attack with his eyes full of just household ammonia.

Dogs pretty much ran free where i grew up, several that bit half the kids in the neighborhood would go the other way when myself or a few friends came down the street. Ornery or not a dog is not a stupid creature and learn real fast.
 
Why not just get a soft plastic squeeze bottle and fill it with industrial strength ammonia cleaner?

Because unless you were on a bike or out jogging and could claim with a straight face that you carried it to keep aggressive dogs at bay you'd be probably looking at getting charged by the authorities along with the BG.


IMHO if your gonna use a soft plastic bottle to hit people, you better make the first whack count or be tough enough to back up your actions or your gonna be in a world of hurt in a hurry.

When a bottle is filled completely to the top and sealed, the combination of incompressible liquid with tough not-easily-ruptured container makes for a nearly solid impact tool. No need to get fancy with it, just treat it like a solid shape with a pound or two of weight.


The whole idea is that you carry something completely otherwise innocuous that you can have with you any time, anywhere, that no one would question what you were doing with it before or after you were forced to defend yourself using it.

Stealth self defense tools. Savvy?
 
Stealth self defense tools. Savvy?
se comprende, with polycarbonate or aluminum yes, but hard to fathom a "soft plastic", yet again, anything is better n' nuttin.
 
It's hard polycarbonate and weighs 2 lbs when full. Swing it by the loop and it's a hell of a punch.

I've been hit in the head with a Nalgene bottle before. I was on a rock climb, about 5 feet from the top, when my belayer knocked it off by accident. It was half full.

Needless to say, it took me off that climb real fast. I fell about 20 feet before the fall was arrested (because my climbing partner was grabing for the bottle as it rolled off and had slacked the rope). After I regained my senses I finished the climb. I had a huge welt on my forehead over my right eye for the rest of the weekend.


-T.
 
I wouldn't trust the loop that comes on Nalgenes for a grip. However, it isn't too hard to braid a paracord lanyard that would make an awesome grip. Of course, a stronger, more youthful person could kind of "gorilla grip" the entire bottle and broadside someone with it...

I like the aluminum Sigg bottle best.
 
conwict's absolutely correct. No one with any sense would use the loop or cap on one of these things as a hold. A paracord collar would be better, but KISS, Keep It Simple Stupid, and use the thing in your hand.

While I would much rather use the SIGG Al or a Nalgene bottle, even a Desani bottle that was topped off so that there was no compressible airspace would add to your tool kit. The question is why would you use something less when something more was readily available in the form of rigid containers?
 
I like the steel water bottle!

The thing I want to emphasize to everyone is that when we talk about using a water bottle as a stealth self defense impact tool we're looking for some specific behavior of the materials so we can take advantage of them this way.

Water, along with most liquids, is incompressible. If it is in a container with no airspace the whole package is incompressible. Leave a little airspace and you loose a lot of the value as a SD tool.

If the container has some rigidity so that it doesn't readily deform under impact when completely filled with water we end up with a pretty handy impact weapon that doesn't look like a weapon.

If the container is also durable enough to withstand repeated impacts while full of this incompressible liquid we end up with a package that can be used more than once to deliver an impact.

Add the weight of the water (pint's a pound the world around;)) to the incompressible package and we've got a very handy SD tool.

Containers that have some of the desired properties are things like the steel and Al water bottles mentioned and the polycarbonate and heavy polyethylene bottles like the Nalgenes. A Desani bottle has airspace and lacks rigidity and durability, but in a pinch shouldn't be rejected as a way to put a little more force behind a single strike.

Form factor (shape, size, length/width) becomes another issue in making this tool easier to use for our stated purpose (whacking some attacker).

So, keep the ideas coming.
 
I like the idea of the water bottle but I dont think the ammonia is a good idea. You could have alot of explaining to do if you sprayed someone in the face with that.
 
Again...
Where I and others are coming from, is the fact we are in settings that do not allow any weapons.
Metal detectors, wands, subject to search, even dawgs and vehicles subject to search.

In a court of law, anything can and will be defined as "weapon".

20 oz bottle of water of Dr.Pepper, a little boy's toy truck, umbrella, purse, sunglasses, shoe, hands, ink pen, order of chili cheese fries, USB storage drive...vehicle antenna busted off in a parking lot, between structure and where one parked, AA mag-lite...keys...

I know.
I know from having btdt, and being on a jury , and assisting both prosecution and defense , and being asked to assist in investigating for an insurance company, expert witness and ...


I do not care what teh Intrawebz sez.
When one has been in a situation, and others, be these on-lookers, or first responders, such as Security, Police, Fire, EMT, anyone shows, they are going to see items, and others are going to be asked what they saw and what happened.

Pay attention please.

True.

Lady has a CCW, and small child, with a baby bottle with juice.
Child in store buggy, obtained from parking lot.
Get the kid in buggy, with bottle and head toward store.
Youth comes out from a larger vehicle, obstructing her view...she was paying attention to surroundings.

He had a knife, and stated his intent.
In fear of her life, and that of her child, and immediate threat of injury to her and that child,

Her weak took that bottle from her kid, and into the face of said youth, allowing her to draw her CCW, and keep in close to body!

Just as she was taught to do by private persons. Same as one would in retention.

Youth took off.
Security called Police.
Kid was scared , crying, favorite bottle with character on it...
What was seen, was a mom using a bottle to hit a guy that rushed up and stated verbally his intent, loud enough for on-lookers to hear.

Non of these saw her gun, it was that close to her body, where she had control and distance.

Report taken, no charges against her, and she gave 'script of youth.

This is what hso, JShirley, Ken, Jeff and others , including myself are attempting to share.

I assure you, in a court of law, that water bottle is going to be called a "weapon".

a. Bottle of water is going to be explained, that is what the person was drinking, or carrying at the time the incident occurred.

What a prudent person would do in this situation.


b. Same bottle , except filled with Parson's clear ammonia and same incident occurs.

Your butt is going to be nailed to the wall.
Bottle of water, soda, or juice is one thing, Ammonia is going to escalate :
Beyond a reasonable doubt.

"Just what the heck was he/she doing with Ammonia in a bottle for water?"
"Is that not pre-meditated?"
"I don't think this is what a prudent person would do..."

Focus shifts from the alleged attacker to you.

You better have a good attorney, and a darn good reason to of have ammonia in a water bottle, with paracord tied around the neck.

Going across the street to take some ammonia to a neighbor is one thing, having tied some string onto that bottle so it could be carried without getting ammonia and smells on nice clothes as you did is one thing.

College campus for instance, you damn well better had been taking that down to the restroom to clean ink off something when the attack occurred, or else the person accused of attacking you is not going to be found guilty "beyond a reasonable doubt".


I strongly recommend folks go sit in a jury trial and observe.
Civil or Criminal, either one will inform one of what really goes on in the real world.

Seriously, you want to really learn what is going on in your location, go sit in on a jury trial.
 
I do understand concerns of legal liabilities but when/if confronted with perhaps life changing/threating conditions I tend to subscribe to the idea of "better caught with it than without" I am sure you understand without further explanation.

I can just picture innocent looking female sitting at the defendants table facing a jury and a male testifying how as he attacked her she used a chemical to defend her life and limb. Or same tearful girl telling her side of the story on the stand, or a DA pressing charges in such a case in the first place, but then I am no expert in such matters.

To me if/when life/limb is in the balance everything is fair, but again that is me, not this PC world we live in. IE. I would rather face 12 than be carried by 6.
 
Eliph - I understand your point. Please understand that I am neither innocent looking nor female.

What sm espouses, which goes against my young bravado at times as well, is that the advantage in a fight is negligible in the face of having a much easier time in court - and yes, court will probably follow. He's saying that juries take more pity on someone unprepared who just happened to cope well. Better judged by 12 than carried by 6, but if you can walk away having fooled both at the cost of a little pride, what's worth more?

Oh, and yes, the commie quote was a joke. I am a man known to wax hyperbolic - but i suspect I would have fared better had I simply said mall ninja :)
 
You can buy Sigg caps with a lanyard hole and also buy various covers for them if you want. They're very tough and last for years, even if you drop them off 100ft high ledges to see what happens to them (ahem). It didn't explode but did dent badly.

Incidentaly, also very good for their intended purpose, sturdy liquid containers. You can buy cups that fit the base and in Switzerland (where they come from) I've seen a bizarre variety of additions. My favourite was the thermal cover shaped like a teddy bear and the cap that was also a flashlight.
 
Tippy cup.

Yes that plastic little cup with the cartoon character your child just has to have and will throw a tantrum if you take more than 2 nanoseconds to clean it.

The top, look at it, it protrudes up from the cup, with little holes.
Do you realize how effective that little tippy cup is ?!?

Parents, and grandparents most likely are aware, just have not thought about in other aspects.

Forget going to a training facility, if you don't have kids, find one.
Trust me, if you have a nephew , niece, or even a good friend, they will more than gladly let you baby sit or play with this kid.

Just ignore the "woohoo!" , parents do that...

That child is better than a Military Person that is trained and yelled at , to carry that rifle, keep up with it, go about the day from sun up to sun down and sleeping with that rifle.

That kid can do any and everything with that tippy cup ( they started with correct basics with a bottle, this stuff transitions to tippy cup as they develop).

That kid can do wonderments with a tippy cup: take apart a John Deere tractor, hammer nails, remove wall paper, undo a swing set, smush bugs and spiders, ...

They also know how to defend with that cup.
"I am in fear of having to take a bath and go to bed" WHACK !

They are so innocent, they do not transmit what they are going to do, or where.
When they whack you, it hurts!
I mean "no feeling, my arm is numb, and I can't feel it" hurts.

Head shots...you were sitting, now the room is spinning and you wonder why your sitting on the floor b/t sofa and coffee table .
"Whut Happened?"
"You said it was time for a bath and then beddy-bye dear".

I am serious, watch a kid with a tippy cup, how they can keep it with them all day, how they carry it, use it and "apply it".

Notice how they read people, places and things.
Parents, grandparents, and folks they know they read them, there is difference in play time, and say bedtime.

Strangers - note how they carry themselves, their body language changes and how they handle that tippy cup.

Watch how they "retain it" (retention drills) how they deflect, keep his close to body then apply to something, like being scared by a insect outside...

Watch arms, as they use it to pop a Mr. Bubble in the bath, or Bubble blown with bubble soap in playing.

Those with training, in martial arts, will pick up on some of this, so will those with firearm drills and other training.

That kid will deflect with one arm your arm, and apply that tippy cup.
That kid will use the tippy cup to get distance, to use a toy, or stuffed animal to hit you.

Some of the best lessons on how to stay safe can be learned from watching animals and kids.
 
Stealth SD

I've thought that a hot cuppa would be useful to carry at night. Large, hot, cheap (no latte' frappe' frou-frou). Hit the goblin in or as close to the face as possible, then run/reassess.
 
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