Wayyyy off topic. But... Won't they ever learn?

[ceetee]

Once, an animal-rights nut walked into a fancy seafood restaurant in Fort Lauderdale, FL. The place was right on the water. She and her date ordered two Maine lobster dinners, but when they picked their two lobsters out of the tank, she grabbed the two shellfish off the stunned waiter's tray, ran out to the dockside tables, and tossed them into the Intracoastal Waterway.

Maine lobsters need very cold water to survive.

Fort Lauderdale water averages around 80 degrees. The lobsters must have died a horribly slow death...

Ths is worse:

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/custom/fringe/sfl-103animallover,0,5943469.story?coll=sfla-news-fringe

 

[MagKnightX]

Didn't the Sean Hannity Show's producer or whatever, Flipper, once throw a saltwater lobster into fresh water...

with the rubber bands still on?

As I recall, Sean bought her, a vegetarian, a lobster for dinner, and she didn't cook it, she put it into a small pond... like I said, with the claw-bands still on.

 

[MaterDei]

That mink story is hilarous!

 

[Bigjake]

ing idiots. the mink thing would make me seriously consider hiring some cuban guy name guido to handle the holes behind this quitely and effectivly. at least the local hunters will have an enjoyable year harvesting mink, thems have excelent fur, even wild.

 

[Kaylee]

moving to L&P.

 

[Brian Dale]

OH, My ... the mink story brought tears to my eyes. That's hilarious!

Bunny-huggers and blissninnies I've known have almost always been sure that they knew best.

BWAHaHaHaHaaaaa!

If only they'd learn. It's pretty hard on the Roeslers, though.

 

[Meowhead]

Animal Rights Activists Release 71,000 Cows Into Wild

 

[Futo Inu]

"as of press time, all 450 were standing around eating grass"

Bwaaaahahahaha!

 

[Drjones]

You guys didn't seriously think any of those communist liberals had anything resembling a brain, did ya?

 

[Matt1911]

Dern near wet myself over the cow story!!
Why ain't there anything this funny on TV?

 

[sanchezero]

Dern near wet myself over the cow story!!
Why ain't there anything this funny on TV?

There is...

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/

 

[QuickDraw]

"Cows do not belong in dairy farmers' pens. They belong out in the wilderness, where they may run free with the wolves and bears," PETA spokesperson Linda McCune said.

And be eaten!!!!
Not being a rancher,but I have been to a few dairy ranches.
Cows ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The cows are safer on the ranch than with these idiots!

QuickDraw

 

[Standing Wolf]

I like animals, especially grilled with a little salt and pepper.

 

[Don Gwinn]

Quickdraw, you did notice the address, didn't you? "TheOnion.com?"

 

[ceetee]

I belong to P.E.T.A....








(People for the Eating of Tasty Animals)

 

[C.R.Sam]

"This raid was an important first step toward returning the proud, majestic cow to its natural environs."

That gal bout a load short of havin a full brick.

Sam

 

[BigG]

Take a look at the film Gorky Park with Lee Marvin sometime. Part of it concerns smuggling sables (pretty much a mink in my book) out of Russia. You have never seen such mean little ba$3$%& as those guys. Hissing, spitting, and thrashing around like a Tasmanian Devil.

 

[Quartus]

Oh, Sam, you DO have a way with words!

 

[jimpeel]

The idiots did the same thing with the minks about 10 years ago. They got out and the males started fighting to the death. Numerous minks died in the zealous quest to save them.

The banded lobster story is the one where there was this 150-year-old, 30# lobster that was going to be eaten. Mary Tyler Moore got into the fray and started a bidding war that went to $10,000. Rush Limbaugh, who still had his TV show, wanted to buy the thing and was going to have the thing prepared live on his show and served to the audience.

Mary won the bidding and, with great fanfare, took the thing out into the coastal waters and posed for photo-ops setting the dear thing loose.

With a flip of his gigantic tail, away he went ointo the briny deep. It was then that one of the reporters in attendance said "Weren't you supposed to remove the rubber bands?"

When humans get involved in animal rescues, they often get disappointed.

Like when they released two rescued sea otters into Prince William Sound after the Exxon Veldez debacle. They had washed and groomed the animals and, in celebration, they invited all of the local school kids to watch the event.

They opened the cage and out the otters waddled and they gently shooed them into the surf. As all of the kids waved "goodbye" to their newfound friends, two Orcas leaped from the water, each with a sea otter in its mouth which they proceeded to thrash back and forth. They then ate the things and disappeared. The kids were running around crying and carrying on and the adults were just stunned that something so wonderful could be turned so tragic by the bonds of nature.

Bwahahahaha

 

[jimpeel]

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[ceetee]

"Everyone on the scene was covered with small pieces of dead whale..."



EWWWWWWWWW!!!

 

[jimpeel]

Yes, that was 20 CASES or 1/2 TON of dynamite on a wetted, sandy beach. This exists as a clear demonstration of the power of hydraulics when the force of the blast was directed up and out by the water trapped in the sand. One quarter mile was far too close for anyone to be.

 

[NewShooter78]

Great googly moogly! Raining whale! I guess they used a little too much tnt. Lol.

Most animal rights folks I have known, didn't know much about the animals they were screaming to save. I think most hunters have a better idea about conservation than most uber-liberal conservationists. What would PETA know about land and animal management. The last thing I would want to see is an elderly buck starve to death after grinding down its teeth to useless stubs.

 

[BluesBear]

Ask the lady in Sultan who had her cats attacked by the minks (they wanted the cat food) how funny it was. Ever wonder why you don't know anyone who has a mink for a pet? They're MEAN!

 

[Tamara]

Why do the ALF types never go let the poor, oppressed big kitties out of their cages at the zoo? That'd be a nice, self-correcting problem.