Nice work, Oleg! The disproportionality is disturbing, as noted.
I've wanted to see something like a close frontal pic of a person holding his jacket, coat, whatever, open with a cell phone in the belt on his left side and a gun on the right side (naturally!) and a line down the center of his torso. A somewhat lame caption would be, "If you're attacked, which is on your side?"
Actually, come to think of it, your simple caption "Which One?" might work well in this one.
Oh well, nobody ever said I was one uh them creative types.