Quantcast
  1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Who is that Comedian?

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by SomeKid, Jan 8, 2006.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. SomeKid

    SomeKid Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2005
    Messages:
    1,544
    Location:
    FL
    Which comedian made this joke after smashing Rosie for ambushing Tom Selleck?

    "If guns cause crime I can blame spelling mistakes on my pencil."
     
  2. Drizzt

    Drizzt Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    2,648
    Location:
    Moscow on the Colorado, TX
    Larry the Cable Guy uses that joke in concert....
     
  3. SomeKid

    SomeKid Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2005
    Messages:
    1,544
    Location:
    FL
    I had figured it would take more than 1 minute for someone to figure it out.

    Oh well, it was funny to watch him slam Rosie on CC earlier. Gotta love Blue Collar.
     
  4. 1 old 0311

    1 old 0311 member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2005
    Messages:
    2,672
    Location:
    Planet Earth
    I thought it was " If guns are responsible for crime a fork is responsible for Rosie being fat."

    Kevin
     
  5. AK-74me

    AK-74me Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2005
    Messages:
    339

    you got it, that is the joke
     
  6. HighVelocity

    HighVelocity Member

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2005
    Messages:
    2,176
    Location:
    IDPA junkie in DFW, TX
    What movie is this from?

    This is too easy. :evil:
     
  7. Lebben-B

    Lebben-B Member

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2005
    Messages:
    490
    Location:
    What's the point of sending an infantryman to Ft S
    Dawn of the Dead, 2004 version.

    Mike
     
  8. SomeKid

    SomeKid Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2005
    Messages:
    1,544
    Location:
    FL
    High, These came from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

    Foxworthy, and three other guys tell jokes, and they are pretty fun. Surprises me Comedy Central played them, since they don't do nothing but bash Bush and they make jokes on our enemies.
     
  9. finlander

    finlander Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2005
    Messages:
    68
    Location:
    Finland
    I just watched the movie and started wondering why didn't Andy shoot all the undead?
     
  10. scubie02

    scubie02 Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2003
    Messages:
    916
    Location:
    ny
    not enough ammo i would guess
     
  11. 5ptdeerhunter

    5ptdeerhunter Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    328
    Location:
    Roseville, Michigan
    Larry the cable guy also does that joke when he mentions suing penthouse for giving his wrist carpal tunnel.
     
  12. rero360

    rero360 Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2005
    Messages:
    877
    Location:
    Fredonia, NY
    yeah I have to agree, even if he was popping two zombie melons a minute and had all the ammo he needed, from the look of the size of the crowd it probably would take it would take at least a full day and I'm sure more would just keep coming, but hey, its just a movie, take it as it is.
     
  13. 45Broomhandle

    45Broomhandle Member

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2005
    Messages:
    384
    Location:
    World's Most Famous Beach: Daytona
    AT FIRST READING I interpreted your "they don't do nothing but bash Bush..." as meaning The Blue Collar Bunch bashes Bush. Those guys are as Right Wing as you could ever ask for!

    SECOND time I read it I realized your "they" meant Comedy Central - AND YOU ARE EXACTLY CORRECT ON THAT POINT.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Nekron

    Nekron Member

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2002
    Messages:
    104
    Location:
    Kansas
    [Larry The Cable Guy]
    I believe......... that guns don't kill people; husbands who come home early do.
    [/Larry The Cable Guy]

    :D
     
  15. Cliff47

    Cliff47 Member

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2003
    Messages:
    799
    Location:
    Washington State
    I believe....Rosie O'Donnell (check my speling on that) is the joke.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page