Oh, this is good. Chiquita to the rescue!
http://www.newsday.com/news/nationw...77853.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines
http://www.newsday.com/news/nationw...77853.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines
Sgt.:
We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Palin:
Suppose he's got a bunch.
Sgt.:
Shut up.