Dr. Sandman
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I know guys that collect old guns, and guys that collect old cars. I am an old gun collecter and I tell Mrs. Sandman that she is getting the better deal of the 2. Here's why collecting old guns is better than collecting old cars.
1. It is less expensive. The price of one old car is equal to tens or even hundreds of old guns.
2. It takes up less space.
3. The old guns may leak oil, but not on the garage floor.
4. Old cars usually depreciate in value (with exceptions of course), old gun values go up every year.
5. You can't mail that old Fairlane back to Ford for repairs, but you can do it with you old S&W.
6. You don't have a constitutional right to a car.
1. It is less expensive. The price of one old car is equal to tens or even hundreds of old guns.
2. It takes up less space.
3. The old guns may leak oil, but not on the garage floor.
4. Old cars usually depreciate in value (with exceptions of course), old gun values go up every year.
5. You can't mail that old Fairlane back to Ford for repairs, but you can do it with you old S&W.
6. You don't have a constitutional right to a car.