So this weekend I accompanied my third work colleague on a gun buying trip (I've now given birth to one Glock 17 3rd gen, a SiG P239, and now a Springfield XD 9mm).
The reason - no, it's not my astonishing Zen like powers with firearms, or my charming company. Instead, they have all been put off purchasing by gun store morons.
We've all seen them, they are loud and love to make you look stupid in front of their colleagues and other customers.
So having now sacrificed 3 Saturday mornings to do my bit for RKBA, I have decided to compile a new code of conduct for gun store employees:
1. Must wear a white shirt and a plain tie.
2. Must bathe weekly.
3. No beards.
4. No Mullets.
5. Cannot use any of the following phrases:
Well hello there littlelady
You've never heard of a 1911 !! (while shouting)
Hey, this guy's never completed a 4473 before.
THIS is what YOU want to buy.
Sure, $15 is a good price for 9mm range ammo.
6. Cannot tell stories about .45ACP lifting people off their feet
7. Must not continually shout cryptic messages to other employees.
and here's my favorite
8. All gun stores must advertize a once monthly "first time buyers Saturday" and employee a nominated employee to deal with first time buyers - said employee to be female.
This way, I get to spend my weekends with the wife
Newton
The reason - no, it's not my astonishing Zen like powers with firearms, or my charming company. Instead, they have all been put off purchasing by gun store morons.
We've all seen them, they are loud and love to make you look stupid in front of their colleagues and other customers.
So having now sacrificed 3 Saturday mornings to do my bit for RKBA, I have decided to compile a new code of conduct for gun store employees:
1. Must wear a white shirt and a plain tie.
2. Must bathe weekly.
3. No beards.
4. No Mullets.
5. Cannot use any of the following phrases:
Well hello there littlelady
You've never heard of a 1911 !! (while shouting)
Hey, this guy's never completed a 4473 before.
THIS is what YOU want to buy.
Sure, $15 is a good price for 9mm range ammo.
6. Cannot tell stories about .45ACP lifting people off their feet
7. Must not continually shout cryptic messages to other employees.
and here's my favorite
8. All gun stores must advertize a once monthly "first time buyers Saturday" and employee a nominated employee to deal with first time buyers - said employee to be female.
This way, I get to spend my weekends with the wife
Newton