Wife Bribes Husband

[ArfinGreebly]

And in related news . . .

My wife has discovered my weak spot. Or one of them, anyway.

We went over to Cabela's to pick up some random stuff she wanted to get, and she wheedled another entry onto the honey-do list, beginning with the words, "So, if I get you a knife . . ."

Sadly, they didn't have the Peanut in CV.

Bone Stag & stainless, yes. But no CV Peanuts.

*Sigh*

Got my first Peanut.

Them little suckers is sharp as the dickens!

I fumbled it while opening a package christened it with some red droplets.

Working with a tool that is simultaneously very small and very sharp requires a refresher course manual dexterity.

Yes, yes, I'll be getting one in CV just as soon as I can locate one, but for now my lessons in traditional cuttin' tools continues with this one.

Oh, and don't forget to blame Steve.

 

[sixgunner455]

Yes, one must blame Steve for such things. And they are neat little knives, and sharp!

Mine has bled me a bit.

 

[sm]

I "are" good ain't I ? *snicker*

...she wheedled another entry onto the honey-do list, beginning with the words, "So, if I get you a knife . . ."

Arf,
Pay attention here, as I have two sets of divorce papers, so I know about this girl stuff...

Case just happens to make, a Peanut, in Mother of Pearl.
Steel blades, still the one I am referring to, is the Peanut with a clip main blade and pair of scissors.
It is not inexpensive...
Get the wife one of these.

<sets hook - and yanks!>

Arf, oh honey bun, sweetie pie, sugar dumplin'...how thoughtful of you
It is soooo cute,neat, pretty ...<more goopy girl terms here> and I ...

This ain't a bribe, or blackmail, instead a bribe and blackmail - just don't tell the wife this.

The next time you want a knife, or she sees a new acquisition , she will not say a word, instead understand the knife knut appreciation.

Oh...if she finds out there are other Case patterns in MOP, and finds out other knife companies do MOP, or has the hots for other handle materials, and pulls this bribe and blackmail stuff on you...
sorry man, you are on your own, you were supposed to hide catalogs and do a Net Nanny on her computer.



Dear Steve-
I bought myself the MOP Stockman today while at Cabela's today and I am now a member of Blame Steve Club too!

What do I care?
Club members are club members.
I am an equal opportunity getter-into-trouble sorta guy.


*innocent wittle boy wook*