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Will Skunk ever give up his Berettas?

Discussion in 'Handguns: Autoloaders' started by BerettaNut92, May 27, 2005.

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Will Skunk sell his Berettas for a Sig GSR?

  1. Yes, I've seen him, he is tactical AND heartless

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  2. Nope. He and Nina have gone through too much together

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  3. He'll probably sell ALL his guns and spend the money on more Nikon stuff and a airfare to Korea

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  1. BerettaNut92

    BerettaNut92 Member

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    Say the Skunk wants to be tactical like REAL operators (because REAL operators hate Berettas) and get a 1911. His requirements are an external extractor (because the Skunk is too stupid/lazy to maintain an internal extractor), standard sight cut, and light rail (because lights are tactical). And the gun must maintain his Eurotrash fetish of Benelli/Beretta/HK/FR8 theme.

    He can even put carbon fiber grips on them, thus he fulfills his inner void that only a Sig GSR stainless with carbon fiber grips, Surefire X200 and night sights can fill. Actually the Korean sniper chick can fill it too, but let's be realistic.

    Poll: If the Skunk doesn't touch his Berettas because he falls in love with the GSR, will he sell his Beretta after a year?
     
  2. Marshall

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    I don't see my voting catagory listed.
     
  3. Seraph

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    No, the Skunk will keep his beloved Beretta and, in a year, maybe less, sell the GSR, so that he can buy a less tacticool 1911.
     
  4. George Hill

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    Skunk without a Beretta is like Jesse James without a Chopper. Will never happen.
     
  5. sm

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    +1
     
  6. NMshooter

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    The Beretta really isn't all that bad.

    Just not my thing.

    You do need an AR, however.

    :D
     
  7. Duke of Lawnchair

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    None of the above.

    Get a Glock.
     
  8. 45R

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    Who cares if Skunk gives up his Beretta as long as he gets a Sig :evil:
     
  9. BerettaNut92

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    I'll be logistically compatible with You Know Who :evil:
     
  10. Kevlarman

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    Voldemort?
     
  11. Andrew Wyatt

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    he'll get a two tone browning hi power practical. because they're two tone.
     
  12. larry starling

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    Who cares! If someone want's to waste their money on somthing other than COLT'S thats their buisness! :evil:
     
  13. Duke of Lawnchair

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    Team Natalie
     
  14. Beetle Bailey

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    Well, I figure if he can even ask the question, then. . . :(
     
  15. IZinterrogator

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    The Skunk will keep Nina and buy the GSR. Then he will miss Nina and want to go back to her, but will also pick up Nina's tacticool sister, the 92G-SD (comes standard with night sights and a rail for the X200). Then he will have a foursome. :evil:
     
  16. marklbucla

    marklbucla Member

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    You sold your Benelli, so why wouldn't you sell your Beretta?

    Besides, the "mystical value" of Skunk's Nina would command a small premium over any other Elite II here on THR.
     
  17. Tecolote

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    Forget about it! Skunk isn't giving up his Berettas. GSRs sure are nice but I don't think they've worked out the kinks yet. If you want a reliable 1911 with factory custom features and awesome customer service look into a SW. Besides a SW would still go with the tacticool theme. :evil:
     
  18. Billy Sparks

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    Give up the Beretta's? Nah, but first he will buy a GSR or Kimber with light rail and other stuff then one day he will realize the guy he is reaching for is a stock stainless Colt 1911.
     
  19. Stickjockey

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    Two words: "no" and "way."
     
  20. 10-Ring

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    Skunky w/o his Berettas??? Will never happen....can't seem him losing both his beloved Nina & going from 9mm to 45acp :confused:
    He might have both, not not one for the other! :scrutiny:
     
  21. tcdrennen

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    I dunno - I was stunned when he sold the P7M8.
     
  22. Elmer

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    If you buy the GSR, save some money to pay someone to get it working.

    Which is slightly better than buying a Kimber where no amount of money will get it working.........
     
  23. Schrambo

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    Something like this?? :D

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  24. BerettaNut92

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    Oooh!

    Stop it, I need a 12mm lens and 1.7x teleconverter for my D70.
     
  25. Mute

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    Uh.....who said internal extractors require more maintenance? Anyway I digress. Get the GSR. It's at least trying to be a REAL 1911. :neener:
     
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