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Once again, it's time to review the Winners of the Annual Stella Awards
The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled
coffee on herself & successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the
Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United
States. __________
6th place
19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles, California, won $74,000 &
medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.
Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the
car when he was trying to steal the hubcaps.
5th place
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had
just finished robbing! by way of the garage. He was not able to get the
garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He
could not reenter the house because the door connecting the house & garage
locked when he pulled it shut. The family were on vacation & Mr.Dickson
found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of
Pepsi he found & a large bag of dry dog food.
He sued the house owners insurance claiming the situation caused him
undue mental anguish.
The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.
4th place
Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 & medical
expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's
Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award
was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little
provoked at the time, as Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into
the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
3rd place
A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
Pennsylvania, $113,500, after she slipped on a soft drink & broke her coccyx
(tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it
at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument
2nd place
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, sued the owner of a night club in a
neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor &
knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was
trying to crawl through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the
$3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 & dental expenses.
1st place
This year's winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motor Home. On his trip home
from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise
control at 70 mph & calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back & make
himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the Motor Home left the freeway,
crashed & then overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising
him, by reading the owner's manual, that he actually could not do this. The
jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor Home. The company
actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case there
were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.
--While it is true that technology waits for no man; stupidity will
always stop to take on new passengers.
The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled
coffee on herself & successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the
Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United
States. __________
6th place
19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles, California, won $74,000 &
medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.
Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the
car when he was trying to steal the hubcaps.
5th place
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had
just finished robbing! by way of the garage. He was not able to get the
garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He
could not reenter the house because the door connecting the house & garage
locked when he pulled it shut. The family were on vacation & Mr.Dickson
found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of
Pepsi he found & a large bag of dry dog food.
He sued the house owners insurance claiming the situation caused him
undue mental anguish.
The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.
4th place
Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 & medical
expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's
Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award
was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little
provoked at the time, as Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into
the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
3rd place
A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
Pennsylvania, $113,500, after she slipped on a soft drink & broke her coccyx
(tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it
at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument
2nd place
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, sued the owner of a night club in a
neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor &
knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was
trying to crawl through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the
$3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 & dental expenses.
1st place
This year's winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motor Home. On his trip home
from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise
control at 70 mph & calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back & make
himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the Motor Home left the freeway,
crashed & then overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising
him, by reading the owner's manual, that he actually could not do this. The
jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor Home. The company
actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case there
were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.
--While it is true that technology waits for no man; stupidity will
always stop to take on new passengers.