Shot my car, with my wife in it. Wife unhurt, but both ego and wifes respect fatally wounded.
Actually we were both sitting in the car, prepareing to go home from a trip to a friends camp. I had brought Glock with me, unloaded and in the trunk.
About 3/4 of the way through the trip wifes cousen and her annoying kid show up. I decide to go for a walk for some peace and quiet. Take glock outa trunk, insert mag and stick on kydex holster.
While walking along deserted dirt road through deep maine woods I spook a deer or moose (did I mention its past dark and I care barely see road?) in the woods about 5 ft away from me. After heart stops threatening to explode i rack slide, and walk home.
Later, we get in the car, ready to leave. I sit down in drivers seat, start engine. Holster is digging into my back, so I decide to remove the pistol, make safe and throw it in the back seat. Pistol isnt even clear of holster when I shoot a round of 40S&W gold dot through the outer edge of the drivers seat at about 20 degrees down through center of car.
I still have no idea how I managed to fire that pistol. I tried recreating it a hundred times (with an empty gun!), but I cant fire it without a consious SNAP (stapler glock pistol). Oh well. Took me forever to be able to touch and carry a pistol. Considered giving up my guns because I was so shaken up, and my wife was REALLY shaken up, as she doesnt like guns anyhow.
Oh well, I'm still here!